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Remembering Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Who Died in 1818

12/26/18 4:20PM

It's Fine to Keep Your Christmas Tree Up a Little While Longer

12/26/18 3:15PM

Queen With Golden Piano Seemingly Out of Touch

12/26/18 12:00PM

Girl Still Thinks Santa is Real, Thinks Trump Kids Are Fake

12/26/18 10:50AM

Even More Thirsty Christmas Trees

12/25/18 1:50PM

No, Virginia, There Isn't a Santa Claus

Rebecca Fishbein

12/25/18 11:40AM

Flashback Film Friends

Flashback Film Friends

It's the Best (and Most Wonderful) Time of the Year to Revisit Home Alone 2

and Ashley Reese

12/21/18 2:00PM

Eggnog Is Just Spiced Mayo

12/20/18 1:45PM

I Would Die For This Christmas Weed

12/19/18 4:20PM

What's Your Firmest, Most Specific Christmas Decor Obsession?

Kelly Faircloth

12/19/18 3:18PM

White Santa Only Eats Gingermen

12/19/18 12:20PM

A Christmas Tour With Mother

12/19/18 10:43AM

No Blood Trees Allowed in the Official White House Christmas Portrait

12/18/18 12:10PM

Irate Santa For Hire to Children: "Get the Fuck Out!"

12/13/18 11:30AM

The Best Stocking Stuffers Are Warm Socks and Clementines

Katie McDonough

12/12/18 3:11PM

Meet the 'Yule Lads,' Troll Brothers Who Terrorize Icelandic Children for Christmas

Kelly Faircloth

12/12/18 1:19PM

A Man Coughed Up Melania's Christmas Tree

12/06/18 6:00PM

Happy Holidays, From the Food God

12/04/18 4:49PM

Melania, Among Trees

11/26/18 12:02PM

This Year's Christmas Ham Is Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton

11/20/18 4:26PM

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