It seems like a whole lifetime has come and gone since the Big News was about Cats, Tom Hooper’s absolutely deranged…

In what might be the only real case of voter fraud, one family’s long-dead dead cat has somehow received a voter…

One of the first things I ever got to write for Jezebel was this essay about how wonderfully gay and horny and…

Dame Judi Dench is British Vogue’s June cover star—and at 85, the oldest celebrity ever to have the honor. The story…

First, it was the tigers. Then the lions. Now, two pet cats in New York state have tested positive for coronavirus. B…

Last week, and largely because controlled low-stakes chaos and petty drama is a soothing balm right now, I embarked…

As the first of what will likely be many weeks stuck inside my home winds to a close, I am slowly but surely…

Back in December, when we could socialize with other human beings without potentially killing them, my friends and I…

Cats is now available for (paid) streaming on digital platforms—what a week for it to drop and allow us to relive…

This morning, my roommate knocked on my door to let me know there was a giant box on porch. “A giant box?” I…

It’s almost too easy to dunk on Cats; it ended up being a mess of a movie and a failure at the box office. The movie…

Finding the inspiration to muddle through and around life’s various slings and arrows is, at times, difficult.…

When Karl Lagerfeld died last year he left behind his cat Choupette, a fluffy white cat who was famous in her own…

A recurring fear that I sometimes think about at night is that upon my untimely passing—alone, in my home, in front…

It seems inevitable that people would congregate to watch some talented actors, amazing dancers, decent singers, and…

It’s been more than two weeks since I first saw Tom Hooper’s big-screen adaptation of Cats, and still I’m wondering…

The list of people who hate Cats includes, but is not limited to: the critics, the cast, Evan Rachel Wood, and the…

At about 1:15 this morning, as my younger-by-half-my-age sister and I were watching Gilmore Girls (her first time,…

By now, it should be obvious—even if you haven’t seen it—that Cats is an atrocity. But some people have to see it to…

The Cats trailer premiered to what can only be described as General Anguish from the internet. It was a brief moment…