Fuck These Bougie Cats
Generally I’ll give a cat a pass on most things: Meowling incessantly for food one hour after it has been fed,…
Cat Wrecks Painting
I have a cat. Perhaps you have a cat. Dr. Bendor Grosvenor has a cat, who wrecked a painting he’d spent £5,000 to…
Pet Cat That Wandered Into Box Was Accidentally Shipped 700 Miles From Home
This is the tale of Baloo, so chill he climbed into a cube. He got shipped to Montreal, tire rims and all, so now he’s…
Study Suggests Women Sleep More Soundly Next to Dogs Than Human Partners
In bedfellow news, a recent study by researchers at Canisius College suggests that some women sleep better next to dogs…
Jason Derulo to Make Silver Screen Debut in Cats
As the wise cartoon cats of Disney’s animated classic The Aristocats once sang “Everybody wants to be a cat!!”
Here Is a Video of Sir Ian McKellen Singing as a Cat From Cats
I am still recovering from the terrifying ‘90s Cats commercials that backdropped my childhood nightmares, but the upcomi…
Sorry, But This Cat Is Hot
I’m not saying, “Oh you should have sex with the new Salem Saberhagen from Netflix’s Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot,”…
Bella Thorne Owns 19 Cats, and Other Facts
You read that headline right: Bella Thorne’s #spon-spawned, violet-painted house is home to 19 cats. This is one of the…
Idris Elba Reportedly Will Join Cats the Musical the Movie
Let me tell you, when casting the movie adaptation of Cats the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical there simply can be no bad…
Taylor Swift Rebranding as Cat, But Which One?
Obviously I can’t wait for Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats the musical the movie (directed by Tom Hooper), especially…
London's Serial Cat Killer Investigators Were Outfoxed
Don’t get me wrong, I’m talking about literal foxes.
Saturday Night Social: This Is Tesco Cat's World, and We're Just Living in It
FYI, Cats of England: Tesco of Rugby is a no-judgement zone. If you feel like, say, swiping some treats off the shelf…
This Cat Deserves an Oscar!
I cannot WAIT to see Melissa McCarthy play the criminal mastermind Lee Israel in Can You Ever Forgive Me, a role that’s…
My Pussy Is on a Journey of Self-Discovery
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
New Zealand Keeps Trying to Ban Cats
New Zealand keeps wanting to ban cats simply for being cats (who love to kill.)
A List of Good Cat Names
Here’s a list of cat names that sound good because they are good. This is indisputable.
My Pussy Is Reinvigorated
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
My Pussy Is Hideous
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Saturday Night Social: What Is the Cat to Live in, if Not a Small Indoor Mansion
I’ve been watching a lot of Queer Eye lately and naturally reflecting on the humble Brooklyn apartment which I…
I'm Inspired By These Incredibly Agile Circus-Performing Cats
The best thing about America’s Got Talent is that the show stretches the definition of the word “talent” to its very…