Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

I’ve been watching a lot of Queer Eye lately and naturally reflecting on the humble Brooklyn apartment which I co-habitate with three people and a cat. I do not own the cat, and like the typical (and IMO ideal) urban roommate setup, we don’t hang out too much, we stick to our own dishes and share an acceptable level…

The best thing about America’s Got Talent is that the show stretches the definition of the word “talent” to its very limits, making for very entertaining television. It’s summer, there’s nothing on TV, and this is how I came to learn about the Savitsky Cats, a roving collective of circus animals from the Ukraine who…

Atop the sunbaked landscape of Lodi, California, land of vineyard pastures and winding suburban roads, exists a Chili’s. And those who come to the establishment with dreams of corn dogs and cheap queso dancing in their heads must not pass without the approval of the restaurant’s sentry, who looks upon hopeful…

The New York Times is here to debunk the myth that pet owners who allow their pets to sleep in their bed suffer from worse sleep than those who slumber blissfully alone., just in case you were wondering!!

My relationship with my cat, Daisy, is my life’s greatest unrequited love; I follow her to the ends of my apartment seeking her affection, and bitterly cry myself to sleep at night as she callously brushes me aside. Our relationship is in desperate need of rehabilitation. Jackson Galaxy’s Cat Camp, I’m coming for…

Does anyone, including her own mother, love Nicole Scherzinger as much as Andrew Lloyd Webber? Doubt it!

Hypebae, the best website on the internet about all things hypebae, has presented us with an intriguing day-in-the-life video about Zappa, a Dutch Instagram cat whose streetwear collection would put to shame most of the 14-year-old boys spending their lives in the line for Supreme drops.

D-O-G (pronounced dee-oh-jee) the Cat is helping a St. Louis dog training group get their canines in order by offering a little lesson on what it’s like to be around a feline.

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If any animal ever seemed to be engineered to prompt social media posts about her with the caption “Me” underneath, it surely is “Mira” or “Miracle” (sources vary, and in either case, that’s not her Christian name, but one that was given to her after the ordeal this post concerns). For you see, Mira is feral cat who…

Japanese police are investigating the attempted murder of an elderly, bed-ridden woman, who was discovered in her home earlier this month bleeding heavily from around 20 cuts to her face. Who would commit such a heinous crime? Probably a cat.

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up in October 2015, after nine years of partnership and three kids together. Now Disick is dating or at least naked sunbathing with teen Sofia Richie, and Kardashian is also dating young (his name is Younes Bendjima and he’s a 24-year-old model).

Nutmeg, the oldest cat in the world, was alive for 32 years. But he chose this moment, right now in 2017, to say fuck it and pass over the rainbow bridge. And honestly, do you blame him?

A driver in Kokadjo, Maine came upon what appeared to be a fight between two lynxes on the road and caught the interaction on video. Cat fight? Technically yes, but no.

In one of the few good stories this week, the hoity-toity bar and hotel Chateau Marmont is threatening a cat grooming service with a lawsuit for making an adorable pun.

Last week, the honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska—a very distinguished cat by the name of Stubbs—passed away. Stubbs, age 20, took his leave peacefully on Thursday night, after settling down to sleep.

Master director David Lynch is not one for explaining himself. He doesn’t do things like director’s commentary on DVD/Blu-ray releases, and he never offers very much by way of interpretation of his frequently (and to fans, exhilaratingly) confounding body of work. In an age of over-sharing, it is refreshing that…

I love my cats and my cats love me and now science has finally validated our love.