‘The Plight of Conservative Feminists’ Is Bullshit
When Carly Fiorina, notable as the holder of the shortest VP run in U.S. history, suspended her presidential bid, she…
Hillary Clinton Addresses Planned Parenthood While Donald Trump Talks to Wary Evangelical Voters
What an... exciting day it’s turning out to be: while Hillary Clinton addressed the Planned Parenthood Action Fund…
A Comprehensive Timeline of Carly Fiorina's Historically Short VP Run
After a crushing defeat in Indiana, the soggiest senator Ted Cruz announced that he would end his presidential campaign.…
Here's Ted Cruz Pretending He Doesn't See Carly Fiorina Fall Off a Stage
At a rally in La Porte, Indiana on Sunday, Carly Fiorina introduced the Cruz family before immediately falling off a…
Don't Listen to Carly Fiorina's Haunting Lullaby
On Wednesday, Ted Cruz had something to say
The election wasn’t going his way.
He summoned her from a twilight sleep,
Carly…
Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina to Team Up in My Nightmares, and Also the Election
Staid local goblin Ted Cruz is holding a press conference Wednesday in Indianapolis to announce that Carly Fiorina will…
Carly Fiorina's Back With an Ad About Her Very Special Interpretation of Feminism
Carly Fiorina—former CEO, firer of people, person with moderate issues re: telling the truth— hasn’t been much seen…
Carly Fiorina, Who Is Not the Zodiac Killer, Endorses Ted Cruz, Who...Hmm
Carly Fiorina, a moderately bad person who dropped out of the Republican presidential race in early February, announced…
Carly Fiorina Suspends Her Campaign, Issues Odd Statement About Feminism Not Being 'Ideology'
On Wednesday at around 3 p.m., Carly Fiorina suspended her presidential campaign. She posted a lengthy statement to her…
Carly Fiorina Swears to God, If You Keep Her Off That Fucking Debate Stage Again, So Help Her
After Tuesday night in New Hampshire, neither Carly Fiorina nor Ben Carson should be running for president anymore. Yet…
'She’s Never Made Me Cringe': Stalking Carly Fiorina in New Hampshire
On Friday morning, former New Hampshire state representative Marilinda Garcia introduced Carly Fiorina in the basement…
Carly Fiorina Didn't Show Up to Her Own Iowa Caucus Party
Monday evening’s Iowa caucuses separated the potential winners from the definite losers, and Carly Fiorina was not…
Carly Fiorina Hijacks Preschool Field Trip to Hold Anti-Abortion Rally
One of the things Carly Fiorina learned as CEO of HP was how to make use of available resources. On Wednesday, that…
Carly Fiorina, Reaching: Unlike Clinton, 'I Actually Love Spending Time with My Husband'
In Thursday night’s “undercard” debate, the one you didn’t watch, a group of dispirited aging Sears models wandered…
Eileen Myles Is the Only Good Pundit in America
“And I am your President,” goes the last line of Eileen Myles’s clipped little river of a poem “The American Dream.” In…
Here's Glamour Gently Fact-Checking a Ridiculous Interview With Carly Fiorina
Carly Fiorina’s week is, thus far, not so hot: she’s polling between 1 and 3 percent, and both she and Rand Paul…
Carly Fiorina to Interviewer: 'I Don't Accept Your Premise That HP Had Misfortunes'
In an interview with New Hampshire Public Radio Thursday morning, GOP presidential candidate and former Hewlett-Packard…
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Obama Will Announce Plan Tuesday to Enforce More Rigorous Gun Control
On Tuesday, January 5, President Obama will announce his plans to invoke more rigorous gun control across the country.…
G.O.P. Presidential Candidates Fuss About Obama's Push For Gun Control
In the midst of what he has called “our epidemic of gun violence,” President Obama is contemplating using executive…