Dirtcast Loves Cardi B!
Of all the celebrities we discuss at Dirtcast, no one is as beloved as Cardi B—a legend and an icon, who, once upon a…
Ready Your Body for the Cardi B Stripper Movie
Cardi B, former Vine and reality TV star and current Instagram star/star of my heart, was always meant to be a movie…
Saturday Night Social: Cardi B Loves Selena, Remains Incredibly Likable
Last night, Cardi B crushed it at the Houston Rodeo, breaking attendance records to perform to a packed crowd. But the…
Cardi B, From One Lactose Intolerant Bitch to Another, I Recommend Oat Milk!
Cardi B got a bedazzled Lactaid bowl. “Bitch, I’m poppington!” the rapper said as she showed off the sparkling beaut on…
Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj Rally for Blondes, Cardi B and Bruno Mars Please Us
Hell No: Avril Lavigne ft. Nicki Minaj, “Dumb Blonde” - In addition to simply being “Hollaback Girl” rewritten for a…
Pour One Out for Cardi B's Instagram
After Cardi B’s historic win at the Grammys Awards Sunday night, the BET Twitter account made a bad joke about Nicki…
Meghan Markle Asked Her Dad to Stop Spooning Shit to Tabloids, Which He Then Spooned to Tabloids
Meghan Markle’s dad is, clearly, a gross opportunist for selling his every tidbit about his apparently estranged…
Cardi B on Motherhood and Postpartum Depression: 'The World Was Heavy on My Shoulders'
On Thursday, Harper’s Bazaar unveiled their latest cover story on the inimitable Cardi B with a series of…
Yeah, He's Still Governor
Who among us hasn’t held off resigning from our role as an elected official after the public discovered you did black…
A Message From Cardi B's Former History Teacher
Cardi B is one of our country’s most trustworthy political commentators, but since in the Year 2019 we still question…
Cardi B Knows Her Politics, Will Dog-Walk You If You Come For Her
Cardi B is well known for her rigor in political science, her fandom of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and her keen…
Cardi B Creates a Twerk Haven, and Ariana Grande Finds Happiness in Spending
Yes, but do not watch this at work: City Girls, “Twerk,” feat. Cardi B (video) - Ass appreciation is the obvious…
Crime Time for Don Jr.?
The government’s still shut down, and coincidentally my body feels like it’s shutting down!
'Bitch, I'm Scared,' Says Cardi B of Government Shutdown
Perhaps no one has articulated my thoughts on the record-length government shutdown better than Cardi B, which she…
Of Course Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Will Have a 'Religious Wedding'?
I’m not sure why anyone is reporting this information as if it were actual news and not a foregone conclusion, but the…
'Mommy' Is a Take on 'Money' for the Rest of Us
In her seminal treatise on the benefits of money, the aptly titled “Money,” Cardi B comprehensively explores the…
Andy Cohen Is Going to Be a Daddy!?
On last night’s Watch What Happens Live, trash TV raccoon Andy Cohen gathered a beautiful scrum of the OG Real…