2017 Is the Year of the Campy Christmas Movie
In late November, I made my way to the Hallmark Channel’s “Museum of Christmas,” a pop-up nestled near Manhattan’s…
Candace Cameron Bure Is Feuding With a Drag Queen, and That's Perfect
Candace Cameron Bure, star of Fuller House, sister of Kirk, and former token blonde conservative on The View, is…
Is This a Tuna Ad or What?
This afternoon, while browsing People.com/food as I am wont to do when the rest of the internet bores me, I noticed the…
Whoopi Goldberg Pleasantly Jokes Candace Cameron Bure Is Leaving The View to Get Fucked
With the insane success of Fuller House, Candace Cameron Bure is exhausted. Flying to New York from LA just to yell in…
Candace Cameron Bure Is Right: No One Should Be Joking About Hell
Look, motherfuckers. Hell is no laughing matter. It’s an actual place where the souls of people who do bad things are…
Candace Cameron Bure Says People Being Mean to Her On Twitter Is Basically the Same as Rape
On Wednesday, the panelists of The View discussed Lena Dunham’s decision to quit Twitter due to the abusive nature of…
ABC Didn't Give Nicolle Wallace Any Feedback Before Firing Her From The View
The View, and ABC by extension, is a fucking mess, that much is clear. But a new interview with recently fired co-host…
The View Bringing On Candace Cameron Bure & Paula Faris In Desperate Attempt to Get People to Care
In the endless Merry Go Round that is the cast of The View, Page Six gossips that, as has been rumored previously, this…
Whoopi Goldberg Defending Cosby: 'The '80s Weren't Fun for Everybody'
For many people who were still doubting that Billy Cosby is a serial rapist, his 2005 testimony released Monday that…
B-List Celebrity Book Covers Are All the Same: They're 'Having It All'
Candace Cameron Bure (aka D.J. from Full House aka the woman who definitely was not going to win Dancing with the Stars…
A Chris Martin/Alexa Chung Romance Rumored to Be Behind the Goop Split
Huzzah! We have now entered the wild speculation phase of the celebrity conscious uncoupling jamboree! Chris Martin was…
Church Lady Brought Her Soapbox to Dancing with the Stars
Candace Cameron Bure—"traditional" wife, former Full House star and sister to Kirk—is currently a contestant on Dancing…
Evangelicals Still Trying to Grapple With Sex, Modernity
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE BIBLE BELT: Evangelicals are still struggling with this whole "women's lib" thing. Let's check…
Michael Lohan Says He's "Sick" Of Media
Today in Tweet Beat, we're left wondering if hell has frozen over given Michael Lohan's recent tweet. Plus, Ice-T and…
Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?
- Reportedly, John Mellencamp (nee Cougar) has "struck up a friendship" with the actress, who has apparently "dropped in"…
Lydia Hearst Denies She'll Play Lindsay Lohan In Movie
Today in Tweet Beat, Lydia Hearst says that she's not signed on to star in a movie based on Lindsay Lohan's life. Plus, …
Baio Continues Campaign Against Lesbian Shitasses; Carrey Continues Hating Gossip
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech…
Snooki's Vagina: A Case Of Mistaken Identity
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez attempts to post a revealing picture of Jersey Shore's Snooki but fails, Mary Carey is…
Demi Moore Gets Candid With A Giraffe
Today in Tweet Beat, there's no airbrushing for Demi Moore or the giraffe, Ice-T flosses about all of his Xboxes, and Ki…
Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa…