This Year's Christmas Ham Is Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton
’Twas 35 days before Christmas when, all through the house, I was mad at the music video because not to kink-shame but…
Does Blake Shelton Think We're All Idiots?
Yesterday, we dug into the ongoing fallout of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s 2015 divorce, focusing in part on…
I Cannot Believe How Messy This Miranda Lambert/Blake Shelton Drama Has Gotten
We haven’t been discussing the recent drama between Miranda Lambert, her ex-husband Blake Shelton, her ex-boyfriend Ande…
Gwen Stefani: Blake Shelton and I 'Don't Talk to Each Other'
It pains me to tell you all this, but Gwen Stefani has just revealed that she and her koozie of two years, Blake Shelton…
We Have Gwen Stefani to Blame for Blake Shelton Being People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
People has now revealed what we already knew, that human koozie Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017—something that…
2017, Y'all!
I know it’s only Monday morning, but why not sit back and crack open a fresh can of Natty Light to welcome in yet…
Gwen Stefani Is Coming For Christmas With Seth MacFarlane
What is Gwen Stefani doing here? beleaguered Americans ask themselves again as she bursts into a cultural setting…
Anna Paquin Backs Up Ellen Page's Claim That Brett Ratner Outed Her
Anna Paquin says she was there when Brett Ratner allegedly looked at a woman standing next to Ellen Page and said: “you…
SOS
We’re sorry to report that the entire staff of Jezebel has died.
The Blake Shelton Song 'Doing It to Country Songs' Sure Is Subtle
If you’re looking for a weekend jam, direct yourself in the direction of Blake Shelton’s 2016 collaboration with the…
This Story About Blake Shelton's 41st Birthday Party Will Make Your Monday Morning Even Worse
On Monday morning, People published a 176-word story about country singer Blake Shelton’s birthday party that is…
Abigail Breslin Speaks Out About Her Struggle With Post-Rape PTSD
Responding to a comment that “reported rapes are the only rapes that count,” 20-year-old Abigail Breslin chronicled in…
Candace Cameron Bure Is Feuding With a Drag Queen, and That's Perfect
Candace Cameron Bure, star of Fuller House, sister of Kirk, and former token blonde conservative on The View, is…
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Are Texting Again, But I'm Sure It's Nothing
Jennifer Aniston is married to hot actor-man Justin Theroux but she was once married to grizzly actor-man Brad Pitt.…
Paula Patton Accuses Robin Thicke of Physical Abuse, Files Domestic Violence Restraining Order
Paula Patton and Robin Thicke’s divorce is getting pretty ugly: on Thursday, Patton and Thicke each asked for temporary…
Hackers Tried to Make Us All Think Britney Spears Was Dead
At this point, it isn’t too hard to believe that our youngest, most spritely celebrities could be lost in the last week…
Blake Shelton Appears to Be Getting Dating Tips From Bachelor Contestants
Until this morning, I didn’t know it was possible for me to look up in the sky at any given moment and see a helicopter…
This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get really…
In a Very Nice Move, Taylor Swift Donated $1 Million to Louisiana Flood Relief
Some pleasant news from one Taylor Swift: the singer has donated $1 million to Louisiana in the wake of a devastating…
This Week In Tabloids: Blake Shelton Gave Birth...to Racist and Homophobic Tweets!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we cure ourselves of Senioritis with a dose of penicillin and get back to business.…