Food Trend Alert: Bird Funeral on a Plate
It would be not entirely incorrect to say that in 2018 blindfolded bird stuff was a thing. In April, the TV show Billion…
Give This Old Ass Bird a Break
Wisdom is a Laysan albatross and at least 68 years old, which makes her the oldest known bird in the world and also…
Like Me, These Birds Are Drunk and Destroying Things
Drunk birds are on the rise because honestly this has been a really hard year and they just need to let loose.
The Royal Navy Found Some Adventure-Seeking Stowaway Baby PigeonsÂ
Ever find yourself strolling down the street, wondering: Where are all the baby pigeons? Grown pigeons are everywhere…
What Kind of Birds Are the Kardashians?
What type of birds are Kim, Kanye, and krew?
The Only Bird I Like Is Cigarette Crow
Birds are not the best animal, if one had to pick the best animal. This is true for many reasons: they are feathery…
 Birds Want the TeaÂ
Why do we want the tea? Of course because it’s hot and tasty, but it’s also often genuinely useful information to have…
Murderer Fingered by Parrot
A Michigan woman who shot and killed her husband has been sentenced to life in prison based in part on the witness…
Indianapolis Makes Way for Ducklings With New Canal Ramps
The state of our nation is bleak enough without ducklings needlessly perishing in our waters. Thankfully, the city of…
Birds Are FALLING From the SKY
If you are looking for a conversation topic that is not depressing, TOO BAD, because GUESS WHAT: a bunch of dead…
Pelican Briefed
The California Highway Patrol is having some week, huh!
I'm Inspired By This Tiny Bird That Migrated a Record-Breaking 60,000 Miles
Think about flying. And how cool it is. That’s inspiring in itself. But what about flying for a very long time? With…
It's the 17th Anniversary of Fabio Getting His Face Broken by a Bird
Seventeen years ago today, model Fabio boarded a roller coaster at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA, rode its tracks…
Nineteenth Century Christmas Cards Are Pure, Treacly WTFÂ
I would not relocate to the nineteenth century for love or money. However, they were very good at one thing, and that’s…
Why This Bird’s Beauty Matters
Birds in general are beautiful creatures, but there’s one hot bird in particular that’s captured the heart and soul of…
Lincoln Chafee Drops Out of Presidential Race, Announcer Gets His Name WrongÂ
Lincoln, my sweet, humble wood stork: since the moment you stepped on that CNN debate stage 10 days ago, you were…
Pervert Birds Steal Swimmers' Underwear to Build Nest Of Filth and Sin
If you ever thought that birds could be trusted, you need to think again. While it’s long been known that birds are…
Audubon Society Slams 'Sad Ravings' of 'Consumerist' Jonathan Franzen
When he isn’t sharing his thoughts about the Internet with the Internet, bestselling author Jonathan Franzen is a…
Drunk Birds Sing Drunkenly, Science Says
A new study has found that when you get zebra finches totally wasted, they become noticeably worse at singing. They…
Ravens Are Terrifyingly Smart and Form Complicated Raven Governments
Anyone who's ever gotten flapped in the face after walking too close to a crow's girlfriend (seriously, dude, CHILL)…