Natalie Portman Apologizes for Jessica Simpson Bikini Comment
In an act of celebrity diplomacy, Natalie Portman has apologized for a comment she made earlier this week while doing…
Target Calls Swimsuit Photoshop 'An Unfortunate Error'
Though they've revealed no further details about why a Junior's model featured on their website was bizarrely and…
Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find Beyonce's Green High-Waisted Bikini
I was about to pick one of your FSH™ emails but then I refreshed my Instagram feed and saw this:
Body Hair: You're Doing It Wrong
If there are two things I know about body hair, they're that 1) it's hair and it grows out of your body; and 2) no…
This Is What We Talk About When We Talk About Pubes
We'll probably be discussing pubic hair until there's a nuclear apocalypse and all the hair burns off our bodies. And…
France’s First Lady Wins Suit Against French Celebrity Magazine for Publishing Bikini Photos
France's brand-new first lady and well-known journalist Valérie Trierweiler recently won damages of 2,000 euros from…
Men Are Getting Bikini Waxes. Our Work Here Is Done.
Since the dawn of metrosexuality and the entrance of manscaping as a legitimate term in our language, this moment has…
We See London, We See France, We See Kate Upton's Vulva, Practically.
The cover of this year's famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has leaked, and it is, well, revealing. Model Kate…
Brazil's Plus-Size Bikini Enthusiasts Make Waves
A story about plus-size bikinis would be intriguing no matter what, but since we're talking about Brazil — a country…
There Is No Such Thing As A Bikini Body
If you read tabloids or ladymags, pay attention to advertising campaigns, or happen to live on planet Earth, you know…
The Real Origin of the Bikini Wasn't a Nuclear Explosion
55 years ago today, the United States tested a hydrogen bomb over Namu island, in the Bikini Atoll, Pacific Ocean. The…
Why Are You Doing This To Us, Cheryl Burke?
[We are freezing and the streets are strewn with mounds of garbage/soot/snow/ice! You just wake up, put on a new bikini,…
Fuck You, Cheryl Burke
[We have ANOTHER fucking Snowpocalypse here, and you are all pretty and happy in your glorious watermelon bikini, damn…
School Uses Student's Bikini Pics To Justify Discrimination
Ceara Sturgis sued her school when they left her out of the yearbook for wearing a tux. Now administrators say that…
Kelly Osbourne Turned To Drugs After Being Called Fat & Ugly
Kelly Osbourne is on the December issue of Shape (for some reason, she's not standing thigh-deep in water, like most of…
Common Checks Out Serena Williams' Ass-sets
[Additional shot of Serena after the jump! Miami Beach, October 4. Image via Splash.]
A Day At The Beach With Coco And Ice-T
In New York right now, it is 53°, overcast and drizzly. But in Miami Beach, the high is 85°, and Coco Austin (along…
Rihanna Hits The Beach With Her Weapon Drawn
[Hawaii, September 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
The Iron-Fisted Tyranny Of The 'Bikini Body'
One brave woman strikes a blow against the most absurd phrase of our time: "The bikini body is not supposed to be…
This Week In Tabloids: Jen & Angie Adopting Daughters; Levi & Bristol Having Sex
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! We read Star, In Touch, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, and found out the name of Angelina's…