Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Engaged, But I'm Still Holding a Torch for HadWeGoBiebWin 

Just weeks after the explosive public make-out in Domino Park, Brooklyn, NY, TMZ’s eyewitnesses report that cool kids on permanent senioritis Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged. Her dad Stephen Baldwin confirmed the news in a congratulatory tweet. Because I am a liberal pervert slut who lives for Monday…

Did Paris Hilton Really Ditch the Most Quote-Unquote Iconic Part of Her Look???

Now before we dig into this week’s frankly huge investigation, I have a little fun for you guys: this incredible interview with Gwen Stefani’s (yes, she of the impeccable platinum locks) colorist. Of course he credits some of her look to the magical power of leave-in conditioner, but listen to these details about how…

Yolanda Hadid, Mother of Gigi and Bella, Will Host Her Own Model Competition Reality Show

Hello, my loooooves! Yolanda Hadid—sacred keeper of Lyme and former Real Housewife of Beverly Hills—will not, as rumored, be joining the cast of Real Housewives of New York to be nearer to her precious model daughters, Gigi and Bella. Instead she’ll be hosting her own modeling competition for momagers and their…

Jamie Lynn Spears Watched Her Daughter Crash ATV, But Could Not Rescue Her

When the news first released reports that Jamie Lynn Spears’s eight-year-old daughter, Maddie Briann Aldridge, had crashed her ATV into a pond, it noted that the accident occurred during a hunting trip. In fact, the details are far more harrowing. Maddie drove into a pond on the family’s property, as Spears and her…