“We Need to Talk About Bears Not Being Able to Talk: Holding Paddington 2 Accountable for Its Lies”

Tundra, the Bronx Zoo’s resident polar bear, was euthanized last Saturday. At the time of his demise, he was the last polar bear left in New York City, following the deaths of Central Park Zoo polar bears Gus, in 2013, and Ida, in 2011. Though Tundra was 26 (which is very old in polar bear years) and was suffering…

A black bear in upstate New York whose head was stuck for at least three-and-a-half weeks in a food jug that once contained cheese puffs, or, perhaps, pretzels, has been rescued from his predicament.

Ladies, do you have a secret fear a bear will track and attack you when you’re menstruating in the wild?

You heard me—there’s a big dead bear in Kelly Clarkson’s mansion. I’m sorry!
It’s standing on a fake boulder that is stuck to the wall, frozen forever in its final breath, one paw hovered over Clarkson’s “great room.”

The confirmation hearing for Donald Trump’s billionaire Education Secretary pick, Betsy DeVos, on Tuesday was frankly outrageous, the most eye-catching item being DeVos’s assertion that states should be more open to allowing guns into schools for protecting students against grizzly bear attacks.

Details about the bear attack scene in The Revenant have been scarce. But with the Oscars approaching, we’re starting to learn more about how it came to be and what role Leonardo DiCaprio played in making it look real.

Any way you slice it, it really does seem like a bold move to be making a balls-out Western revenge fantasy starring a cast nearly completely made up of white men in the year 2015. Whatever! The trailer for this movie, directed by recent Oscar winner Alejandro González Iñárritu, absolutely blew me away. Take a look…

A black bear that was interested in checking out what Bozeman High School had to offer was seen patrolling the hallways, loitering by the lockers and walking around the football field.

If you’re ever in the vicinity of a bear who’s ravaging your personal belongings, it’s best not to attempt a rational conversation with the bear, like this woman did. “I’m going to pepper spray you in the face,” she says to the bear. “That’s what I’m gonna do to you.”

Are you thinking about giving up on something? Well, consider these bears. Consider this one bear. The bear who had a dream. A dream of sitting in a hammock. Because bears don’t get to “do that.”

Remember the last time you went on vacation and were disappointed by the fact that your hotel room faced the parking garage? At least you’re not this sad, sad tourist who planned a trip to Yellowstone and saw absolutely no bears.

Bears are so fun, always looking to party. This one is saying, “You up?”

A Coloradan bear broke into a bakery, ate 24 cherry pies, 14 apple pies, several bags of cocoa and one bag of sugar. In other words, this bear is living its truth and I respect the hell out of it.

Attention, Poland: There is an idiot on the loose.