
On Saturday, the city of Miami Beach was forced to declare a 72-hour state of emergency and implement a curfew…
A Pennsylvania woman was impaled by a beach umbrella this weekend, marking the latest in a string of non-fatal beach…
Trend alert: say goodbye to those summer nerve endings because swimsuits fashioned from tape are hot hot hot ow.
Tails, one might say, are hugely popular. Everybody wears them: Jezebel staffer Joanna Rothkopf, for example.…
All this time you were worried about the water, but the sand is the real problem.
Summer has officially arrived, and with it, the usual sweltering humidity — as well as the news that your local…

Is your body bikini creepshot ready? Because it's Strange Dudes You Don't Know Taking Pictures Of You In a Bikini…
Sand sculpture artist Morgan Rudluff, from Santa Cruz, Calif., carves a Kool-Aid Man design at the 81st Annual Great…
TOYOOKA, JAPAN - AUGUST 04: A woman pulls her pet dog in the water at Takeno Beach on August 4, 2013 in Toyooka,…
Hey there, Eastern-seaboard beach-goers! Been enjoying your summer of cold beer, casual sex, outdoor music…
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ - MAY 27: Nicole Zupp carries a huge stuffed monkey on the boardwalk on the first weekend of…

Ambergris, that versatile sperm whale excretion that Herman Melville wrote so prodigiously about when the ocean…
France's brand-new first lady and well-known journalist Valérie Trierweiler recently won damages of 2,000 euros from…
Cathe Moritz of Princeton Junction, N.J., works on a sand sculpture during the 26th Annual New Jersey Sandcastle…
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, left, takes a walk with his wife Ann, on…
Today we stumbled on this image from July of 1955. The caption reads:
It's pretty fucked up to compare former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt to an innocent gray-haired lady who just…
