Go Ahead and Fuck Your Ex
If there is any one bit of accepted wisdom about healing from a breakup it’s that you don’t sleep with you ex. YOU. DO.…
America Will Ruin Love Island
Love Island, an objectively perfect British reality show with roughly 55 episodes per season, is coming to America.
Goodbye to the Small But Crucial Dignity of Picking Out Your Own Groceries
Trump’s budget proposal is here. It’s ill-advised and full of ways to punish the poor in all the big ways, but also in…
The Cool New Trend Sweeping the Nation Is...Tipsy Axe Throwing?
Last year The Washington Post reported that axe throwing, which is basically like darts but for people who do not fear…
What Are You Doing With That Guy, Beyoncé?
Because Beyoncé’s every public move is curated down to the millisecond not visible by the mortal human’s eye, her two…
TLC's Four Weddings Is Coming Back With a Very Good Twist
TLC’s Four Brides is making its long-awaited (by me) return to television, but with a brilliant and exceedingly rude…
You'll Simply Love This Profile of the Calming 'Zen' Perfumer Whose Dad Massacred Protesters!
In high-end glossy magazines’ neverending quest to spotlight beautiful people and luxurious endeavors, occasionally…
Megyn Kelly's Interview With Alex Jones Is Truncated And Uneventful
After much controversy, Megyn Kelly’s interview with InfoWars host and sweaty conspiratorial loon Alex Jones aired on…
How Will You Swallow This News About a Jagged Little Pill Musical Written By Diablo Cody?
Some people look at a water glass and call it half-full, and others look at the same glass and call it half-empty.…
Jared Kushner Allegedly Wanted a Secret Communication Line Between Trump's Transition Team and the Kremlin
Reports from several outlets—including the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Reuters—alleged on Friday that…
No One Needs to Online Date Their Coworkers in Slack
Online dating is either “fun!” or a nightmare, depending on who you ask. Slack, a messaging platform that lots of tech…
Tom and Jerry Should Not Meet Willy Wonka in a Feature Film. It Is an Abomination
It’s rare to encounter something as straightforward and yet dumbfounding as Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the…
Report: Donald Trump's Border Wall Will Be Exorbitantly Expensive
According to an internal report from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security seen by Reuters, the wall that President…
7th Heaven Creator on Including Confessed Abuser Stephen Collins in Potential Reunion: Sure, Why Not?
Brenda Hampton’s dumbest idea, it turns out, wasn’t 7th Heaven, but her thoughts on including Stephen Collins in the…
The Cruel Intentions Reboot Is Officially Dead, But it Could Rise Again
After nearly a year of hot and heavy anticipation, the Cruel Intentions reboot that we didn’t think we wanted until we…
A&E to Air a Documentary Series About the KKK We Definitely Don't Need Right Now
When I think about fascinating, under-covered subjects deserving of a major documentary series, the Klu Klux Klan is…
Look At This Dumbass Who Went As 'Roofies' For Halloween
It’s getting hard for people to come up with original, offensive Halloween costumes. Blackface? Too common. Making fun…
Louisiana Politician Makes a Commercial to Explain Why He Sexted a 17-Year-Old Boy
A married, Catholic Louisiana politician is facing calls to resign after it came to light that he sexted with a…