Kylie Had the Baby [UPDATES]
YES those were baby bumps. The father is Travis. It was real. It’s on social media. It’s a girl! The baby ate cheeseburgers in utero. The baby is three days old. Here is the video. Bonus: Chicago West debuts at 8:26!
New Zealand's Prime Minister Is Pregnant
Newly elected Prime Minister to New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, announced Friday that she is pregnant and expecting to deliver a baby in June. She will also continue running an entire country.
Knock Knock [Who's There] Baby [Baby Who] Baby Number 3
At one point in time Kim Kardashian did not have any babies. Then, suddenly, she had one. Later, she had a second. And now, finally, she has a third. Funny how a human can not exist one minute and then, poof, there they are. Alive. Breathing. Crying. Being written about on TMZ.
Serena Williams Is Pregnant!!!!!
Serena Williams, who is better at tennis than most of people in the world will ever be at anything, is expecting a child.
A Baby Girl Born On a Plane Got One Million Air Miles as a Reward For Bad Timing
A woman flying from Dubai to the Philippines on a Cebu Pacific plane went into labor on Sunday. She was taken to the front of the plane, where staff and two nurses who happened to be on board helped her deliver a healthy baby girl.
I Put Off Adulthood by Literally Shitting in a Diaper for All My 20s
Goo goo ga ga. I want a memoir deal so let’s talk about how being a grownup is hard! Wah wah wah!
Today Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau Hung Out with a Baby
I’m just sorry that this little citizen has peaked so young.
Woman Who Gave Birth on Plane Allegedly Deported, May Owe Airline $33,000
Two weeks ago, a heroic doctor delivered a baby while 30,000 feet in the air, on a flight from Taiwan to Los Angeles. This week, reports say that the Taiwanese woman whose labor diverted the plane to Alaska may be on the hook for $33,000. That’s because she may have planned to give birth in American airspace in order…
Famous Baby Ariana Grande Must Think Babies Are Evil
“Evil Baby Ariana Grande Strikes Back at Media” is what this headline could read, too.
Famous Baby Ariana Grande Reveals Her Baby Hair
Acclaimed baby queen Ariana Grande is known for wearing a ponytail weave that thoroughly upsets lots of people. Now, the baby is revealing what’s really underneath—a friendly family of trolls.
Woman Gives Birth in Forest, Fights Bees, Has Overall Chill Weekend
On Thursday, June 25, Amber Pangborn gave birth to her daughter Marisa in the Northern California wilderness. Then she shielded her newborn from placenta-hungry bees and accidentally ignited a forest fire.
Paris Hilton's New Song Rules, Just Like All Her Music (Seriously)
Mid-May, Cash Money Records recording artist and professional DJ Paris Hilton unleased the video for “High Off My Love,” a fairly pat electro banger splashed in rote, festival-friendly white-noise wash and the requisite trap interlude featuring label boss Birdman. It’s so dumb. I love it!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Hired Two Gay Nannies For Their Kid
A pair of Hollywood heathens continue to rip right through America’s moral fibers: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have hired gay nannies for their child. On purpose!
Judge Rules That Sherri Shepherd Is Legal Mother Of Child By Surrogate
Sherri Shepherd has been ordered to take responsibility for a child she and her (soon-to-be) ex-husband had via surrogate. While Shepherd claims that she was “tricked” into having the child by her ex, a judge has ruled that her name must replace the surrogate’s on the birth certificate.
Watch This Russian Baby Laugh Like The World's Most Evil Supervillain
Try to watch this one without cracking a smile. Go on, I dare you. It's literally impossible.
Ariana Grande, a Baby, Is Learning How to Walk and Talk!
It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT.
World's Toughest Woman Delivers 14-Pound Baby Naturally
Avery Denton was a bit of a surprise for his mother, not only because he weighed 14 very painful pounds, but also because his mother, Maxxzandra Ford didn't realize she was pregnant until her third trimester.
Hey, Quick Question: What's Up with Shakira's Baby's Toes?
"Tengo los pies de papi, parece que hubiese estado jugando futbol toda mi vida / I have Daddy's feet, it looks like I've been playing football my whole life," wrote Shakira on Instagram Wednesday. She gave birth to her baby, Sasha Piqué Mebarak, with the fútbol player Gerard Piqué, just last week. Congrats! And take a…
American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies
Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing…
Pregnant Woman Has Emotional Breakdown Over Improperly Bagged Veggies
Pregnancy: It does things to you. And sometimes those things are the literal inability to handle someone cutting and bagging veggies. Such is the case of a woman who's nine months pregnant and is just feeling so many emotions right now. All the emotions, every one of them. Can you tell?
