Saturday Night Social: Is Your Baby a Swordstress Avenger or an Empress of Flames? 

BBC reports that the UK, henceforth known as the United Kingdom of Warrior Goddesses, continues to name her babies after Game of Thrones characters in record numbers: in 2017, precisely 343 babies were named Arya, and 76 were named Khaleesi. Which means that the only possible way to determine your precious newborn’s…

Why Didn't This Woman's Husband Help Her When She Gave Birth in the Front Seat of their Freaking Car? 

A healthy and successful childbirth is a miracle or a fact of life depending on who you’re asking, but this childbirth we’re about to discuss is miraculous for the mere fact that the woman giving birth in the front seat of a moving vehicle didn’t murder her partner for filming the entire thing and not pulling over.

Official Royal Christening Photos Prove Prince Louis Still a Baby, Harry & Meghan Still in Love

I met a baby today and am delighted by babies generally, which means I have babies ON. THE. BRAIN. this evening (hello to any and all future boyfriends!!!) So it is with the greatest pleasure that I present to you the **VERY OFFICIAL** photos from Prince Louis’s christening, which were released by Kensington Palace…

A Journey Into the Exploitive, Bullshit-Heavy, Sanity-Saving Baby Sleep Advice Industry

There was a moment in the first few months of my son’s life when I caught a glimpse of perspective about my sleep-deprived desperation. I remember it as the middle of the night, but it might have been the middle of the afternoon—the black garbage bags we had duct-taped in a patchwork quilt of gloom over each of our…