Watch a Shirtless, Cereal-Eating Ansel Elgort Pitch a Matcha Energy Drink Literally Called 'Hustle' 

Here is a sentence perfectly calibrated to turpentine away my own personal last straw: “The founders of America’s first matcha café in New York City are bringing an energy drink powered by the trendy green tea leaf to stores nationwide, along with the help of some special celebrity investors including Ansel Elgort, …

Jonathan, Ansel Elgort's Twin Thriller, Was a Very Difficult Experience for Me 

The last thing I wanted to do at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon was see Jonathan, which premiered last week at the Tribeca Film Festival. Jonathan has been labeled a “thriller,” which is my least favorite genre, and stars Ansel Elgort, who is my least favorite actor. In fact, it technically stars two Ansel Elgorts,…