The last thing I wanted to do at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon was see Jonathan, which premiered last week at the Tribeca Film Festival. Jonathan has been labeled a “thriller,” which is my least favorite genre, and stars Ansel Elgort, who is my least favorite actor. In fact, it technically stars two Ansel Elgorts,…

Something happened at the Oscars on Sunday night that I have not been able to get out of my head, although I have tried very, very hard. When I close my eyes? All I see is Ansel Elgort, AKA Ansolo, AKA DJ Ansolo, shooting a hot dog out of a much larger hot dog.

“I been waking up drenched in sweat,” Ansel Elgort sings, after an opening scene in which he wakes up drenched in sweat. Powerful.

Tyrese Gibson has spent the better part of this year making headlines for public displays of messiness—from professional drama with his Fast & Furious costars to the ongoing custody battle with his ex-wife—so the latest one should have been of no surprise to anyone. But here I am, surprised.

It’s always a gift when a new person discovers Ansel Elgort, like that moment when your roommate finally smells the weird thing you’ve been smelling in the bathroom, or getting stung by a jellyfish and having to sit in the sand by yourself covered in pee and then a bunch of other people in your group also get stung…

Ansel Elgort says, “It’s just so easy to be a hater,” in his Billboard cover story. It’s true.

Ansel Elgort, a beautiful person and star of the upcoming film Baby Driver, is a do-everything kind of man, so besides deejaying and acting, you should know by now that he’s arguably also a valid musician. On his new joint, “You Can Count On Me,” he sings with a, how can I describe it... a yearning sort of Phantom of…

Baby Driver isn’t a movie about a rogue baby who obtains a license to drive—and kill. No, it’s about a man named Baby (played by Ansel Elgort), who’s a getaway driver. And by many accounts, the movie is pretty good, if you believe the opinions of film people attending SXSW.

On Thursday morning, your favorite actor/DJ Ansel Elgort released the full music video for his new single “Thief,” and, frankly, I am panting with stress and discomfort.

It is jarring to me that Ansel Elgort, alias DJ Ansolo, continues to manifest. Why? It seems like there are other things I should be paying attention to right now, and yet here he is, shining pubescent face rising out of my Twitter and Instagram feeds like I want him there.

Actor, DJ, and German Prince of Dread Ansel Elgort does not like Donald Trump. This, by all logic, would mean that I can no longer in good conscience keep Ansel Elgort at the top of my long list of personal enemies, just one of many things—alongside happiness, my desire to have children, and a sense of personal and…

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing (if not, a hearty congratulations on emerging from your coma). And though Jolie is ensconced in these proceedings—not to mention a nasty custody battle—her plans to join the faculty at the London School of Economics remain unchanged.

Mike Hadreas, aka Perfume Genius, aka Mom, aka Dad, aka Queen, released a stunning cover of Elvis Presley’s classic love song, “Can’t Help Falling In Love” Friday in the form of a commercial (starring ANSEL, of all people) for Prada’s new fragrances, La Femme and L’Homme.

Ansel Elgort, also known as DJ Ansolo, has signed on to play twins in an indie film titled Jonathan. This news is amusingly torturous.

The third film based off Veronica Roth’s Divergent series, Allegiant, only brought in $66 million domestically. Now Lionsgate appears to be scrambling to find a new way to package the rest of a series that never quite took off.

It’s been a while since I’ve had to think about my favorite actor/DJ, and thank god, because I’m very easily upset!

On Saturday, October 10, Ansel Elgort attended the New York Rangers vs. Columbus Blue Jackets hockey game at Madison Square Garden, where he took some pics, smelled Gigi Hadid’s hair, and fell down the stairs.