Elon Musk and Amber Heard’s Relationship Has Run Out of Juice, Yet Again

For the second time in six months, Amber and Elon have grown tired of each other’s musks and called it quits. According to a report by Page Six, the tech billionaire who will probably live forever and actress, doomed to die eventually because she’s no longer with him, ended their relationship because “the timing…

People Went to an Open House in Australia, Looked Outside, and Saw Amber Heard Kissing Some Dude

A funny thing Page Six and TMZ often do is tease video or audio content they [presumably] have in their possession by describing it in extreme detail without actually admitting they’ve seen/possess it—everything’s done through the murmurings of anonymous sources. But when a story like that is published, you can…

Chris Brown Left a Lame Emoji Comment on Rihanna's Crop Over Photo and Now Drake's Involved 

Sometimes you’re walking down the street, just minding your own business, drinking a coffee in one hand and clutching your phone for dear life in the other, when suddenly a notification hits your device announcing an ex you haven’t been in touch with in years just liked a picture you posted of your cat trying to eat a…

Elon Musk Is 'Fascinated' By Amber Heard, and Their Relationship Is 'Definitely' Not Casual

Elon Musk, human billionaire who almost definitely doesn’t want to become an invincible cyborg in the next two decades, is “still very fascinated” by his girlfriend of about a year, Amber Heard, according to a report in People this week. I’ll just add it to the list of things Musk is fascinated by, which currently…

John Mellencamp on His Ex-Girlfriend Meg Ryan: 'She Hates Me to Death'

There’s not much to this story about a romance gone sour, but there’s more than enough to make it funny. More than enough to make it worthy of the top spot in the AM Dirt Bag. (It’s a huge honor, I assure you.) Remember when Meg Ryan dated John Mellencamp? Probably! But in case you do not, allow me to inform you that…

Did Johnny Depp Thank Fans For Ignoring Amber Heard’s Abuse Allegations Last Night?

Johnny Depp won the People’s Choice Award for “Favorite Movie Icon” last night. This would not normally be a newsworthy (the People’s Choice Awards matter even less than the annual “Thespian Awards” at my suburban Texas high school and “Favorite Movie Icon” is a meaningless category), but because Depp has extensive…