People Went to an Open House in Australia, Looked Outside, and Saw Amber Heard Kissing Some Dude

A funny thing Page Six and TMZ often do is tease video or audio content they [presumably] have in their possession by describing it in extreme detail without actually admitting they’ve seen/possess it—everything’s done through the murmurings of anonymous sources. But when a story like that is published, you can…

Elon Musk Is 'Fascinated' By Amber Heard, and Their Relationship Is 'Definitely' Not Casual

Elon Musk, human billionaire who almost definitely doesn’t want to become an invincible cyborg in the next two decades, is “still very fascinated” by his girlfriend of about a year, Amber Heard, according to a report in People this week. I’ll just add it to the list of things Musk is fascinated by, which currently…

Did Johnny Depp Thank Fans For Ignoring Amber Heard’s Abuse Allegations Last Night?

Johnny Depp won the People’s Choice Award for “Favorite Movie Icon” last night. This would not normally be a newsworthy (the People’s Choice Awards matter even less than the annual “Thespian Awards” at my suburban Texas high school and “Favorite Movie Icon” is a meaningless category), but because Depp has extensive…