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Holy god, I cannot express how thrilled I am to see fancy clothes again in the wild, slash on my television. Pomp,…
Aug 17
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Kylie Jenner may or may not have captioned a photo with the words “brown skinned girl,” which she most certainly is…
Jun 26
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Understanding what a society fears goes a long way toward understanding what it values, and horror movies have long…
Sep 5 2017
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There are a couple peculiarities in Aaron Carter’s self-reported car crash story, though nothing glaringly serious.…
May 21 2017
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Mamma Mia! The Movie, like so many other films of its (low) caliber, boasts both an excellent cast and a hefty box…
Mar 25 2017
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What a whirlwind week for Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski. In addition to slipping off into the country to “do…
Mar 15 2017
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Christ, not this shit again: it looks like hackers have gained access to private photos of Emma Watson and Amanda…
Dec 11 2016
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When is Amanda Seyfried going to star in another decent film? I think she’s delightful! And funny! But rare is the…
Dec 1 2016
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In the 2004 film Mean Girls, Amanda Seyfried’s character famously reveals that her breasts “can always tell when…
Oct 18 2016
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At long last, Angelina Jolie’s childhood nanny speaks, offering the only take we need or want about their divorce.
Mar 24 2015
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A matronly, 29-year old Amanda Seyfried thinks you younguns need to lay off the 'Grammin'.
May 17 2014
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Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a…
Mar 15 2014
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Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for…
Feb 21 2014
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Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's number one Vanity Smurf waterpark. Every Friday, we check out what…
Dec 31 2013
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Taylor Swift, the capricious god of jam-making and having an emotion, has decided to shift the foundations of the…
Dec 30 2013
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In what is perhaps the epitome of slow-news-day journalism, TMZ posted a picture of Amanda Seyfried's dog mounting…
Sep 26 2013
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The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds.…
Sep 12 2013
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Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will…
Sep 3 2013
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After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to…
Aug 4 2013
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