Moose Accidentally Rings Doorbell With Butt
Like me in an Anthropologie, not realizing the dimensions of my own posterior and therefore backing into a large…
Alaska Congressman Fondly Remembers the Good Ol' Days of Ogling Hot Staffers
Congressman Don Young, Republican from Alaska, has done plenty of fucked-up shit during his 46-year tenure in the House…
Man Who Strangled Woman Unconscious Won't Serve Jail Time Because Judge Thinks It Won't Happen Again
An Anchorage man who strangled a woman unconscious on the side of a road, all while threatening to kill her, and then…
Track Palin Pleads Not Guilty to Felony Charge
Track Palin, eldest son of Sarah, has pleaded not guilty to a felony charge for allegedly breaking into his family’s…
Track Palin Was Arrested Again on Domestic Violence Charges [Updated]
For the second time in two years, Track Palin, the eldest son of Sarah Palin and an army veteran, was arrested on…
Trump Political Operative Who Calls Climate Change 'The Double C-Word' Put In Charge of EPA GrantsÂ
As pollutants and toxic waste flood the Houston area following a 1,000 year flooding event fueled by unusually warm…
Trump Administration Threatens to Punish Alaska in Retaliation For Murkowski's Vote Against Trumpcare
Petulant toddler Donald Trump is reportedly seeking vengeance against the entire state of Alaska because Sen. Lisa…
Stubbs the Cat, Honorary Mayor Of Talkeetna, Alaska, Has Died
Last week, the honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska—a very distinguished cat by the name of Stubbs—passed away. Stubbs,…
Alaska State Rep Is Confident That Women Get Abortions For the Exciting Travel OpportunityÂ
Rep. David Eastman (R-Wasilla) is pretty sure that Alaskan women are running a real tricky con with this abortion…
In Preparation for What May Come, Abortion Rights Activists in 3 States File Suits to Challenge RestrictionsÂ
Abortion rights activists have filed lawsuits in Alaska, Missouri and North Carolina Wednesday in a challenge to laws…
Drag Race Winner Alaska Advocates for Equal Pay in New Video: 'No Seriously, What the Fuck?'
Thursday night’s finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars was bittersweet: while my heart was rooting for Katya, my mind…
All-Star Meets All-Stars
The queens from Season 2 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars are all in New York at the moment, doing a promo run for the…
Alaska Supreme Court Rules That Teens Don't Need to Notify Their Parents Before Getting an Abortion
Let’s go into the weekend celebrating the rare occurrence of some good abortion news! The Alaska Supreme Court has…
Alert, Brave Males: Maybe Don't Try to Visit the Into the Wild BusÂ
Two hikers had to be rescued from the Alaskan wilderness by Denali National Park rangers this weekend after attempting…
First-Grade Girls Accused of Plotting to Poison Classmate With Silica Packets
Three first-grade girls in Alaska have been suspended after their principal said she uncovered a plot they’d hatched to…
Alaska Judge Censured for Comments About 'Temptresses' Who Are 'Asking For It'
A Superior Court judge has admitted to violating the state’s code of judicial conduct by making bizarre, flippant…
Santa Claus Is Now a City Council Member in North Pole
A 68-year-old man who legally changed his name to Santa Claus has been elected to the city council in North Pole,…
There's a Man Named 'Santa Claus' Running for City Council in North Pole, Alaska
Specifically, the former president of the North Pole Chamber of Commerce, whose legal name really and truly is “Santa…
Failed Senate Contender Suffers Psychotic Break While Ranting Against Gay Rights, Waves TamponÂ
Kathleen Tonn is many things: She’s a failed Senate contender, she’s a fan of slouchy hats, she’s a prop enthusiast,…
President Obama Is Having the Time of His Fucking Life in Alaska
Barack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by…