Trump Political Operative Who Calls Climate Change 'The Double C-Word' Put In Charge of EPA Grants 

As pollutants and toxic waste flood the Houston area following a 1,000 year flooding event fueled by unusually warm waters in the Gulf of Mexico, the Environmental Protection Agency under Scott Pruitt has merrily continued its transition into the Corporate-Profits-and-Also-Scott-Pruitt’s-Future-Political-Prospects…

Alaska State Rep Is Confident That Women Get Abortions For the Exciting Travel Opportunity 

Rep. David Eastman (R-Wasilla) is pretty sure that Alaskan women are running a real tricky con with this abortion business, declaring in an interview: “You have individuals who are in villages and are glad to be pregnant, so that they can have an abortion because there’s a free trip to Anchorage involved.” He declined…

Alaska Judge Censured for Comments About 'Temptresses' Who Are 'Asking For It'

A Superior Court judge has admitted to violating the state’s code of judicial conduct by making bizarre, flippant remarks about rape and domestic violence. In sentencing a man convicted of sexually abusing a 14-year-old girl, he reportedly said, “From what I’ve read, this was not someone who was — I hate to use the…

Failed Senate Contender Suffers Psychotic Break While Ranting Against Gay Rights, Waves Tampon 

Kathleen Tonn is many things: She’s a failed Senate contender, she’s a fan of slouchy hats, she’s a prop enthusiast, and she’s also completely and irrevocably mad, as can be seen from her wonderful testimony at an an assembly meeting in Anchorage, Alaska, during which she vehemently protested non-discrimination. No…

Even Snopes Is Exasperated With Dumb Mt. McKinley/Denali Conspiracy Theories

Today, in the Year of our Lord 2015, the heroically patient myth debunkers at Snopes.com have been forced to dismantle the rumor that Mount McKinley is now called “Denali” again because it means “black power” in “Kenyan.” If every word of that sentence made your bullshit alarm go off, congratulations, you have at…