Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Welcome to Dear Jane, Jezebel’s advice column.

Dear Jane,

“Oh, I was just being stupid,” is something I have found myself telling many an editor when questioned about a particular turn of phrase or idea in my work. I understand it’s an editor’s job to question (and I appreciate anyone who’s here to help my nonsense make more sense), but looking back on Pot Psychology, I’m…

Dear Jane,

I can’t give any advice right now. It feels wrong and gross. The *idea* of acting as an authority on women’s lives or bodies this week (or year, or maybe ever again, honestly) icks me out.

Dear Jane,

Dear Jane,

Welcome to Dear Jane, Jezebel’s advice column.

Dear Jane,

Dear Jane,

I’ve been with my boyfriend for seven years and we have total trust, strong mutual respect and admiration, and great communication. We are super active and do fun stuff every weekend, we love each others families, we both make good money, he is hilarious, affectionate, I can take him anywhere and he will make friends…

Hey!

Hi. This is a heavy question, but it’s one in which I’m sorely in need of advice. I’m 33 and my husband, whom I’ve been with for several years but have only been married to for 1.5 years, has been having an affair. I discovered this a few weeks ago after stumbling upon selfies of a woman in his email. The other woman…

Dear Jane,

Dear Jane,

As previously reported, I have recently splurged on not one but two items from Pat McGrath’s cosmetics collection, because even though it’s pricey, the quality—from the fashion industry’s leading make-up artist—simply cannot be beat. Right now I’m newly wearing her Lust MatteTrance lipstick in McMenamy, and it feels…

Jane!

Welcome to Dear Jane, Jezebel’s new advice column.

Welcome to Dear Jane, Jezebel’s new advice column.