For over a year, I have been writing snarky blog posts about a persistent rumor propagated by British tabloid menace …

Adele hosted last night’s Saturday Night Live without also taking on double duty as the episode’s musical guest—kind…

Adele is next week’s Saturday Night Live host, and will people make it about her weight loss (irrelevant)? Probably.

Ed Sheeran is a dad now. Ed Sheeran’s wife Cherry Seaborn is a mom. And Lyra Antarctica, the newborn? They’re an…

Like everything in the Year of Our Lord 2020, London’s Notting Hill Carnival was canceled this past weekend. And to…

In the first gloomy weeks of 2020, paparazzi photos of Adele made the tabloid rounds. One of the grainy shots shows…

As announced late last night, Beyoncé will release a new album slash visual album slash feature-length film at the…

Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat are probably just looking to hang out, smoke weed, collaborate on the sort of art…

I understand, in my heart and mind, that Adele and grime icon Skepta are probably not dating. The thought of it is ab…

Hello, it’s me. I’ve thought about us for a long, long time—and it’s finally real. Adele’s fourth album will drop in…

Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like the ongoing rumors that famous…

Next time I go through a bad breakup (any day now!) I hope I come out the other side exactly like Adele, who seems…

Alex Rodriguez is obviously enjoying his new gig as eternal Jennifer Lopez hype man. While he’s retired (apart from…

I predicted that Adele, upon finalizing her divorce, would move to Los Angeles and make art about disaffected…

When describing something you truly like, there is a pantheon of words you could employ: terrific, wonderful,…

Your teen years are for figuring shit out. Your 20s are for fucking up and fucking around. Your 30s? Those involve…

There is an entire industry that sustains itself on asking how Jennifer Aniston is doing. It invents fictional…

Today is Adele’s 31st birthday, and even though birthdays are for existential grief and alcohol poisoning, Adele…

I once saw Rosanna Arquette at a movie premiere and hid when a mutual acquaintance offered to make introductions…

This is a dark day for heartwarming celebrity relationships.