Adele Abruptly Interrupts Her George Michael Tribute to Restart: 'I Can't Mess This Up for Him'

The George Michael tribute at this year’s Grammys was handled by none other than Adele, who performed a radically stripped- and slowed-down version of Michael’s 1996 ode to cruising, “Fastlove” (a fitting tribute in every way, given Michael’s unabashed love of gay sex). Well, actually, Adele performed it, then…

Adele Made $80 Million Last Year, Still Had Her Credit Card Declined at H&M

Adele, a very rich and successful woman who has more disposable income than I can even wrap my head around, recently visited an H&M, handed the cashier her credit card, and was told, “Send this charge to your new cred-it-or.” (That’s a terrible and embarrassing “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)” reference, by the way.)