This Celibate Worm Is My Hero
If my gym teacher had given me more celibate heroes to look up to as a teenager, I might have saved myself a lot of…
Safe Sex or No Sex at All For 8 Weeks After Visiting a Zika-Infected Region, Says WHO
If you plan on visiting a Zika-infected region in the near future, the World Health Organization now recommends that…
Will These Two Just Fuck Already?
I’m beginning to fear that one day very soon, Ciara is going to explode. And no, I don’t mean on the charts. She and…
Less Than Half of US High Schools Teach the CDC-Recommended Sex Ed Curriculum
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has published a list of 16 topics it says should be taught in high…
Bristol Palin's Pregnancy Was Actually Planned, You 'Giddy A$$holes'
Bristol Palin, abstinence spokesperson, wants you to know that her newly-announced pregnancy was planned and that she…
Spending Bill Frees Up Millions of Dollars for Abstinence-Only Sex Ed
There is a lot to dislike about the 1,600-page, $1 trillion spending package up for a vote in Congress today, but one…
Dude Vows Abstinence for a Year, Finds Out It's Not That Difficult
Peter Lynagh gave up sex for a year to raise money for charity. And despite what you saw in 40 Days and 40 Nights, it…
Surprise: GOP Candidate Preaches Abstinence, Teen Daughter Is Pregnant
A hearty Mazel Tov (a blessing on your head!) to Louisiana Congressman Bill Cassidy, whose staunch support of…
Vegas Police Host Purity Event, Say Premarital Sex Is Deadly
This Saturday, the Las Vegas Metro Police helped sponsor a "Choose Purity" event targeted at young girls. Its message…
Smart Texas High Schoolers Lambast Dickhead Lecturer on Twitter
Yesterday, Richardson High School — which is a non-denominational public school outside of Dallas — brought in a raving…
Pregnant Teen Photos Banned From Yearbook Because 'Abstinence'
A Michigan school district won't let two pregnant students show their baby bumps in the high school yearbook because it…
Principal Pointlessly Threatens Student Who Protested Abstinence Rally
Katelyn Campbell, the high school student who notified the media about Pam Stenzel's insane abstinence-only…
Children of Ohio, You Are Officially Screwed When It Comes to Sex Ed
Apparently being known for Steubenville isn't enough for Ohio — they're now trying to corner the market on not…
Now You Can Hear a Recording Of Terrifying Abstinence-Only High School Speaker Bellowing For An Hour
Remember Pam from this morning? Pam Stenzel? The public high school speaker who thinks that your mom hates you if you…
Terrifying Public High School Speaker: If You Take Birth Control, Your Mother Probably Hates You
Meet Pam Stenzel. Pam Stenzel is a highly-paid* lecturer who speaks about the virtues of abstinence. Stenzel spoke on…
27-Year-Old Virgin on Sex: Why Would Anyone Want to Date Someone Who Has Slept With the Whole World?
Evette Holyfield, the daughter of boxing champ/spokesperson for the The Real Deal Grill Evander Holyfield, is saving…
Some Mississippi Schools Rethink Abstinence-Only Education
Mississippi schools now have two options when it comes to sex-ed: abstinence education, AKA "pretending premarital sex…
Taxpayers Still Giving Millions of Dollars to Abstinence-Only Education Programs that Don't Work
Somewhere in America, grown adults are getting paid real legal currency to teach teenagers how to not have sex. And…
In Case You Haven't Barfed Today, Here Comes the Stupidest Fox News Article of All Time
Gif parade!!! For when there are no words.
Abstinence-Only Leader Is Also a Huge Fan of the Pastor Behind the 'Kill the Gays' Bill
Yesterday, we wrote about a school district currently under legal fire for teaching kids that the best way to avoid…