Jan 12
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I’ve long held the opinion that actually winning The Bachelor or Bachelorette is losing—if you last long enough into…
Jan 11
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Sex happens. I do it, other people do it. Even people on television do it! Perhaps some of those most acquainted…
Jan 8
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Tayshia Adams’s chaotic and quarantined season of The Bachelorette will be remembered for a lot of reasons, and…
Jan 5
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The second quarantined season of The Bachelor franchise premiered on Monday night, filmed at the Nemacolin Resort in…
Dec 22
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Welp, she made it. Tayshia Adams’ two-part season finale began on Monday night with fantasy suites and three final…
Dec 16
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It’s Hometowns week on The Bachelorette, except, well, not really, because a pesky global pandemic rages on, and the…
Dec 15
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The end is nigh: Tayshia Adams’s Bachelorette brings two episodes this week, beginning with the infamous shitshow…
Dec 9
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The season that will never end continues: Week 9 of Clare Crawley-turned-Tayshia Adams’s season of The Bachelorette…
Dec 2
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Welcome to the most chaotic season of The Bachelorette, which now includes... JoJo Fletcher? It’s Week 8 in Tayshia…
Nov 25
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Leaders from several tribal nations have joined together to denounce the new ABC show Big Sky, which inexplicably…
Nov 25
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Hello Bachelor Nation! We’re back this holiday week after a brief cessation, but that’s all fine and good: the…
Nov 11
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Clare Crawley is out, all hail Tayshia Adams.
Nov 6
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“Congratulations, you’ve just blown up The Bachelorette,” Chris Harrison smiles at a crying Clare Crawley at the…
Oct 28
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It’s week three of Clare Crawley’s season of The Bachelorette, and she still wants Dale Moss. How much longer are…
Oct 26
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Clare Crawley’s season of The Bachelorette, filmed in covid-19 quarantine, is off to a bangin’ start: she’s made the…
Oct 22
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On Tuesday, Jimmy Kimmel—once a gleeful misogynist on The Man Show, now the fully absolved comedian host of the late…
Oct 21
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The second episode of Clare Crawley’s Bachelorette season aired Tuesday night, and I’m not sure why this show is…
Oct 14
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Welcome to the absurd, covid-heavy season of The Bachelorette, briefly filmed at the scenic and socially distant La…
Oct 7
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The Bachelor Spun Intimidation Into a Fairy Tale: The Ballad of Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph
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Towards the end of Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor in Spring 2019, I wrote about the virgin-athlete’s…
Oct 6
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ABC’S Dancing With The Stars, a beloved television competition series now hosted by America’s Next Top Model coach…