White House Considered Replacing Joe Biden With Hillary Clinton
No, this isn't a Leslie Knope stress dream: according to a new book about the 2012 Presidential election, some top…
Being a Myopic Dick About the Election Cost Sean Hannity Half His Audience
Oh, Sean "Don't Worry, Frightened Elderlies, We'd Never Reelect a Colored!" Hannity. It pleases me to laugh at you!…
It's a New Year! How's Your Head?
Good morning, little buddy! How ya feeling? If you celebrated the new year with most of America's drunkards, you…
Let's Face It—You Are Not Following Through on Any of This 'Resolution' Shit
Well, it's that time of year again—time to say RIP to gross, rickety Old-Man-Baby New Year 2012 and mop up the…
Have You Seen Everything on 2012's Definitive List of Internet Experiences?
Writer and internet fiend Greg Rutter has compiled a list of 66 webpages, sites, memes, and fascinations that you…
This Drag Queen's Azealia Banks Parody Makes a Pretty Great End of the World Wrap Up
Is there any better way to go out at the end of 2012 than with a drag queen dressed as Azealia Banks? Miss Pepper…
Because You Don't Watch Enough Commercials: Here's the Year in Movie Trailers
I only made it to the movie theater about five times this year — once to see Hunger Games, once to see Pitch Perfect…
Did Joe Biden Just Ask Me Out on a Date on the David Letterman Program?
I THINK SO. I mean, I can't be sure. But he definitely said something about a cheeseburger and "finding someone…
If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be Double Mega-President
Well, the world might be in the shitter, but at least the future is bright! (Kind of. Except for all the parts that…
Wait, When Did I Start Liking Eva Longoria?
I never disliked Eva Longoria, per se, but I never really liked her, either. I wasn't indifferent, but I also didn't…
Tammy Baldwin Is a Totally Gross Lesbian for Daring Dance at Gay Pride Parade, Says Asshat Republican
If all goes according to plan, come November, Wisconsin Rep. Tammy Baldwin will become the first openly LGBT person…
Is That a Balance Beam in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy That It's Time for Thighlights?
It's Day 3 of Olympic Thighlights and the competition is heating up! (Not really — when it comes to Thighlights, we are …
The Five Most Ridiculous Quotes From Ann Romney
By now, Lady Romney's serene indifference to the world of –- oh, just about anybody who doesn't do horse ballet — has…
These Olympic Bodies are Worth Their Weight in Gold
The 2012 Summer Olympics have kicked off with bang, giving spectators around the globe the chance to cheer on our…
Is Mitt Romney a Race Baiting Felon? (Possibly!)
Irony of ironies: after being booed by an unimpressed crowd at the NAACP convention yesterday, Presidential candidate…
Mitt Romney Has No Hope of Winning the Single Women's Vote
Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney has been awkwardly dancing all over opinion polls since it became clear that…
It's Time to Start Caring About 'The Man Vote'
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't judge 'em like they're a voting monolith. At least, that's what pollsters are…
Ann Romney Thinks Obama Wants to Kill Her Beloved Mitt
Some of you might have thought that President Obama has been campaigning by trying to tell people what he wants to do…
Michelle Obama and Ann Romney Duke It Out Over Who Has the Better Cookie Recipe
Their husbands may be going to head-to-head in a battle for control of the free world, but Ann Romney and Michelle…
Condoleezza Rice Will Not Run for Vice President No Matter How Much We Beg and Plead
Mitt Romney and all of his rich Republican friends got together this past weekend in Utah to pal around and talk about…