It wasn't that shocking that, on last night's episode of The Hills, Spencer made a staged phone call to Lauren, but it was surprising that the term "sex tape" was actually spoken, rather than alluded to.

This picture of Heidi and Spencer is on MTV's homepage today. He's wearing more makeup than his wife and looks like he could be a member of Dead or Alive.

P.S. Nobody can blame their own ineptitude on Kelly Cutrone.