So Cute! Glamour Gives Posh A Glamectomy

Illustration for article titled So Cute! iGlamour/i Gives Posh A Glamectomy

Ladymag celebrity profiles usually take one of two routes: either the star is so amazing that no one could ever approximate her greatness, or she is just like you and me. Least plausible entry in the latter category: Victoria Beckham.

Advertisement

While you and I may think of Posh as an alien life form, fascinating for her vertiginous shoes and impenetrable veneer of expensive makeup, Glamour's interview would have you believe she's really just a mom. The accompanying photo depicts her standing in a cluttered kitchen, struggling with groceries, and squirting frosting directly into her mouth — because just like normal people, Posh eats! Really! Posh's deglaminating is enough to make us think we could be in Glamour — perhaps toting a hideous fringe bag, or posing in a spring frock astride a male model with an uncanny resemblance to Carrot Top, as one lucky lady does in this month's table of contents. Hey, a girl can dream.

Advertisement
Illustration for article titled So Cute! iGlamour/i Gives Posh A Glamectomy

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

CassandraSays
CassandraSays

The words "laid back" and "Victoria Beckham" do not belong in the same sentence. That woman constantly looks as if she's nanoseconds away from ripping someone's head off and devouring it whole. She should have been Scary Spice - Scary seemed quite friendly, Victoria looks downright evil.