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Snooki's Book, As Written By Her Twitter

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With the news that Snooki is writing a novel—to be published by Simon and Schuster sometime next year—we wondered what literary techniques she might employ. So we took to her Twitter account to find out.

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Free form:

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An original lexicon à la Dune:

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"Yous""

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"Friggin'":

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"Jerkoff":

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"LOL/OMG":

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Generational divides:

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Religious diversity:

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Politics:

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Advice:

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Aspirations:

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Fist-pumping:

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Modern technology and the problems it can present:

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Lifestyle choices:

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Literary influences

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DISCUSSION

pizzadrone
pizzadrone

You know, she uses poor grammar, and she's shallow, and has execrable fashion sense. I should hate her. But she's so irrepressibly happy and unpretentious all the time, I just want to take her on a walk and buy her an ice cream cone.