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Rumors are going around that Allison Mack, Clark Kent’s adorkable best friend on Smallville, is a “key recruiter” of a sex cult DOS. The cult’s title stands for “dominus obsequious sororium,” Latin for “master over the slave women”; last month, the New York Times reported that they also brand women with cauterizing rods, and that leader Keith Raniere allegedly forces members to go on “near-starvation diets” to satisfy his sexual needs.

Aaaand here’s the testimony of terror from a former publicist in The Sun:

[Frank Parlato] claims that to join, women are brainwashed into handing over blackmail-worthy material such as pornographic pictures or financial information.

Once they are a member - or “slave” - they are allegedly encouraged to recruit new women into their “slave pods”, stop dating, and be on call 24 hours a day to their “master”.

Parlato said that an “Emmy award-winning actress” was a “key recruiter,” and the Daily Mail reports that person is Allison Mack.

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Given all of that, here’s disturbing video of Raniere (again, the alleged master who brainwashes his slaves, brands them, coerces them to have sex with him, and puts them in “slave pods”) moving Mack to tears with nonsense words about all of humanity.  

And in a nutshell, that’s 2017.


Merciless ruler of peons (allegedly) Mariah Carey has been accused of more abuses to a former employee. TMZ has reported that Mariah Carey’s former bodyguard has drafted a lawsuit claiming that she performed “sexual acts with the intent that they be viewed by Anello.” Writes TMZ:

Anello claims during a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mariah asked him to come to her room to move some luggage and when he got there, she was wearing a see-through negligee that was open. He says he tried leaving but she insisted he move the luggage. He says he left the room and there was no physical contact.

Anello also claims, according to TMZ, that she repeatedly called him a “skinhead” and “Nazi,” and that Carey still owes the company he worked for $221,329.51. Anello’s lawyer has allegedly said that the lawsuit is on hold, “presumably because they are in settlement negotiations.”

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Jezebel has reached out to Carey’s lawyer for comment and will update the post if and when we hear back from on high.


OJ Simpson, who is OJ Simpson, has been allegedly banned for life from a Vegas hotel after getting drunk and arguing with hotel staff who called security “after glasses broke.” TMZ leaves the subject of that sentence mysteriously up to the glasses, as in: “the glasses broke [themselves]” an act of magic which, who knows, could probably stand up in court. Simpson said that reports were blown totally out of proportion while he was “leaving his lawyer’s office on Friday.”


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