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Kim Kardashian West has introduced her fourth child to the TL and revealed that the boy shall be called Psalm. No one asked me, but I like it!

Psalm, born May 9, joins Chicago, North, and Saint in the happy circumstance of being the genetic combination of Kim and Kanye and is reportedly a very chill baby.

In his debut photo, Psalm is swaddled in all white, surrounded by white blankets in a white crib. Now I am loath to offer parenting advice, but a chill baby wrapped in white could face the danger of being misplaced in that ecru cavern of a family home. A colorful hat would give me some peace of mind.

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Guy Fieri’s wife hates his tips. Lori can remember the halcyon days before she relocated to Flavortown alongside her spouse and looks back on them fondly: “When I first met him, he had no goatee. He had dark hair. He wore a suit to work every day,” she told People magazine about their 1992 romance. “Now I look at him and I’m like, ‘Where’s that man I married with the whole clean look?’”

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The best part of this story is that Guy’s journey to his signature explosion of platinum shards was the exact plot of an episode of Doug where Roger gives a hairdresser free rein, and everyone at school makes fun of him except instead of school in Guy’s case it’s the internet.

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