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Saturday Night Social: Dolly Parton Is Giving Us the Only Lifestyle Brand We Need

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Gwyneth can pack up her beige bondage goop and take it somewhere else because the world of celebrity lifestyle brands is Dolly’s domain now.

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Dolly Parton should have always had fashion, wig, lipliner, and home decor lines, and this oversight has put the entire world at a disadvantage. Finally, it looks like someone has had the good sense to offer people who are not Dolly Parton the consolation of at least having things Dolly likes. According to Page Six, Dolly will soon be selling backwoods Barbie approved clothing, jewelry, accessories, and home goods.

I want it all, sight unseen. But here are a few things I especially hope to see in the collection: that yellow sweater with the floral appliques she wears in Steel Magnolias, the pink jumpsuit that proves, definitively, Jolene could never take her man, any wig she wore in the 80s.

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Let’s all take the night off and watch 9 to 5, shall we?

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Two2TARDIS, Ph.D.

It’s your Weekly Achievement/Good Deeds Thread! What awesome thing(s) or deed(d) did you get up to this week (or in the past two weeks as I missed last week’s SNS)? Let us know so we can celebrate you!

Nearly four years ago, I got fucked over so hard by upper management at my university due to an Assistant VP wanting her sometime lover in my position. She tried for over two years to get me moved out and him in, and was finally successful via an Interim Vice Provost. I had to sit in a closet-sized office to let my contract run out - and because they slowly removed duty after duty as the days passed, I lost my security clearance. This past week I got it back, and it just feels like a “fuck you” to the both of them (and the asshole lover, who barely lasted two semesters in my position before he was removed). I also saw this bitchrag in person for the first time in a few years, and she literally walked out of the door to WALK BACK IN TO WALK BEHIND ME. Completely out of her way, and literally doubling her walks to get back to her path. I didn’t trip her, so that’s a personal victory. Also, Archibald Dickens has NO GENETIC ISSUES!! He had an EKG and he will grow out of his heart murmur (if he hasn’t already). He’s gotten the hang of potty training - with me. Not with Mr.TARDIS, who is not as potty-diligent with little Archie. But I’m proud of his progress and happy he’s got no heart issues.