Goop Is Getting Into the Bondage Business With $300 Leather Panties

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If you’ve got a spare $600 lying around, you can buy a Gwyneth-approved studded bra and panty set for all your blandest bondage.

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The leather set, which Goop describes as “what BDSM fantasies are made of” is, predictably, the color of oatmeal. Both pieces are “handmade in England” and for an extra $240, you can get a very fancy studded flogger. For those new to BDSM, there is also an “intro bondage set” containing very chic handcuffs. And for folks looking to Instagram their kink, there is a very tasteful, minimalist sex dungeon for rent with a lot of exposed brick and natural light.

No one asked me to write a slogan for this new venture. However, that has not stopped me from doing so: Bondage—but beige!

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accesskathryn
accesskathryn

I never thought leather lingerie could be so boring. And it only comes in Extra Small, Small, and Medium. Why am I not surprised?