Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin implies that pro-choice feminists are a "cackle of rads" who have hijacked feminism, Britney tweets from the Glee set, and Martha Stewart shares a picture of a cute baby animal.
1. God, I wish this peabrained heifer Palin would sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
2. So, you won't do a skit on the mafia, but you're perfectly fine with trotting out every other Italian American stereotype on the show for a check? Teresa, you need to sit your ass down and shut the fuck up, too.
3. Hmm, so instead of actually helping out your 'drunk ass daddy' in a way that you could with your 'paltry' salary, you've decided to air him out in a pity Tweet? Yeah, L'il Bow Wow, sit your ass down and shut the fuck up as well.