Before Sandra Bullock’s boyfriend had a name, he was simply the “super hot” and “super normal” guy she was allegedly seeing. But now that we know his name (Bryan Randall), we’re beginning to learn all kinds of new things about him - like how he was once accused of smearing dog shit on someone’s door.
Radar Online has “learned” that Randall’s neighbor filed a restraining order against him after the following incident:
“On the evening of 7/26/12 I was walking by and Bryan Randall confronted me about my dog defecating in the front of the building. He was videotaping me and said, ‘pick up your dog’s s**t, a**hole’...I was about to go back outside to pick up the feces when I heard a commotion and my girlfriend came home moments later,” he claimed. “She said there was feces spread in our doorway. I cleaned it up and she sent Bryan a message saying it was unacceptable what he did.”
It’s a super hot and super normal thing to do, really.
Bradley Cooper introduced his new lady friend, Irina Shayk, to his old lady friend, his mother! A source says the PDA-obsessed couple had a “relaxing weekend in Jersey” during which they touched a whole lot, kissed a whole lot, and hung out with Cooper’s adoring mom, Gloria. Irina would “love a woman like that to be her mother in law,” added the source. I wonder if Gloria is probably getting worried about her status as Cooper’s go-to awards show date.
Like, while sipping decaf after dinner one night, was she like, “So Irina, do you plan on attending the Oscars this year?”
Irina laughs. “Oh, I don’t act. So I doubt I’ll be nominated.”
Gloria remains stone faced. “I’m not an idiot, sweetheart. I meant as my son’s date.”
“The answer is no. You won’t. Until I’m dead and in the ground, that ticket belongs to me. Remember that.”
Then Bradley comes back from the bathroom and is like, “Hello my favorite two ladies. What’d I miss?”
Here’s a photo of Kim Kardashian and Serena Williams sipping tea:
- Katy Perry is at Burning Man for some reason. [Esquire]
- Kate Bosworth is befriending Taylor Swift for some reason. [ONTD]
- Erika Christiansen married some dude. [Us Weekly]
- Amy Duggar married some dude, too. [E! Online]
- Two things about Justin Bieber: 1) Selena Gomez broke his heart. 2) He loves cuddling. [People]
- “Claws are out for Whoopi” on The View. [Radar Online]
- Chelsea Clinton supports Kanye’s Presidential run. Sort of. [E! Online]
- lol. [Page Six]
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