Psssssst, have you spoken to Sandy lately? Sandy B. Oh, me neither, but I heard from her friend’s friend, you know the one who’s always telling Us Weekly everything? Well she said that Sandy B. is dating some photographer and that she brought him to Jennifer’s wedding. Jennifer A. Yes! A photographer! And she said he’s super hot. Those are her words, not mine! I’m serious!
She said, and I quote:
“He’s super hot but also super normal. She’s clearly happy with him.”
Yeah I wanna meet him, too. Oh, duh, anyone’s better than Jesse. I never actually met him either but I heard he was a niiiiiiiiiiightmare. I mean, everyone saw it – by the end, at least. Do you think he looks sort of like him? Jesse and the photographer, I mean. Like, do you think this hot photographer is her type or do you think he’s like, a little…different looking. I don’t know, different!
Ugh whatever, you’re no fun. I’m just happy she’s happy again.