In Sunday’s Dirt Bag we reported Ruby Rose was kicked out of a New Orleans restaurant after a spat involving her throwing french fries at a bartender. The owner told NOLA.com Rose was entirely in the wrong, but Rose has since responded with her own version of events.
She claims a bartender apologized for the restaurant’s slow service by offering a round of free drinks. After Rose explained she is sober, things got ugly. She writes (bold mine):
He then made some really rude and vulgar comments to the table. When someone makes repeated derogatory jokes about the sobriety I worked so hard to achieve, it’s hard not to react emotionally. So I threw a singular fry at him. Then he came back as we were getting ready to leave and continued making awful comments, so I continued with the fries. Every day I learn new lessons about handling cultural and social ignorance. I am deeply regretful to the French fry and I am regretful that I reacted at all. Maybe next time I won’t throw fries, then again, maybe next time that bartender won’t tell someone who is sober to “go call your f**king sponsor!”
On a scale of 1-10, this celebrity apology gets a 9.5. It’s unfortunate that Rose was made fun of for her sobriety, but at least it led to the rest of us being blessed with a line like, “So I threw a singular fry at him.”
[People]
You know how tabloids like claiming Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in years? Well, Radar Online is reporting that he refuses to spend time with the 10-year-old because she’s being controlled by “evil spirits.” :(
They write:
[Cruise] is now planning to free her with an “exorcism” — Scientology whistleblowers told RadarOnline.com exclusively...According to the sources, the 53-year-old Mission: Impossible star has been convinced by the cult-like religion that Suri should be considered a bad daughter.
Cruise’s reps completely denied all of this. Typical.
I guess Blake Lively’s “tag” is spraying whipped cream on things?
- Sharon Osbourne is sending Ozzy to the same sex rehab as Tiger Woods. [Radar Online]
- Will someone please tell Emily Ratajkowski that Prince is dead? [Us Weekly]
- Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything. [Page Six]
- Tyga might be dating LHH’s Karlie Redd. [People]
- RHONJ’s James Marchese will not face charges for the weird plane incident with his wife last month. [TMZ]
- “•_•” - Bradley Cooper [Just Jared]
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DISCUSSION
Yeah, sorry. No. French fries are sacrosanct. The Potato Gods are displeased.
But the bartender sounds like a real asshole.