Ruby Rose Apologized to a French Fry

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In Sunday’s Dirt Bag we reported Ruby Rose was kicked out of a New Orleans restaurant after a spat involving her throwing french fries at a bartender. The owner told Rose was entirely in the wrong, but Rose has since responded with her own version of events.


She claims a bartender apologized for the restaurant’s slow service by offering a round of free drinks. After Rose explained she is sober, things got ugly. She writes (bold mine):

He then made some really rude and vulgar comments to the table. When someone makes repeated derogatory jokes about the sobriety I worked so hard to achieve, it’s hard not to react emotionally. So I threw a singular fry at him. Then he came back as we were getting ready to leave and continued making awful comments, so I continued with the fries. Every day I learn new lessons about handling cultural and social ignorance. I am deeply regretful to the French fry and I am regretful that I reacted at all. Maybe next time I won’t throw fries, then again, maybe next time that bartender won’t tell someone who is sober to “go call your f**king sponsor!”

On a scale of 1-10, this celebrity apology gets a 9.5. It’s unfortunate that Rose was made fun of for her sobriety, but at least it led to the rest of us being blessed with a line like, “So I threw a singular fry at him.”


You know how tabloids like claiming Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in years? Well, Radar Online is reporting that he refuses to spend time with the 10-year-old because she’s being controlled by “evil spirits.” :(

They write:

[Cruise] is now planning to free her with an “exorcism” — Scientology whistleblowers told exclusively...According to the sources, the 53-year-old Mission: Impossible star has been convinced by the cult-like religion that Suri should be considered a bad daughter.


Cruise’s reps completely denied all of this. Typical.

[Radar Online]

I guess Blake Lively’s “tag” is spraying whipped cream on things?


  • Sharon Osbourne is sending Ozzy to the same sex rehab as Tiger Woods. [Radar Online]
  • Will someone please tell Emily Ratajkowski that Prince is dead? [Us Weekly]
  • Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything. [Page Six]
  • Tyga might be dating LHH’s Karlie Redd. [People]
  • RHONJ’s James Marchese will not face charges for the weird plane incident with his wife last month. [TMZ]
  • •_•” - Bradley Cooper [Just Jared]

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Yeah, sorry. No. French fries are sacrosanct. The Potato Gods are displeased.

But the bartender sounds like a real asshole.