Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Are Making a Girl Baby

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Erstwhile sock designer Rob Kardashian and eyelash entrepreneur Blac Chyna have learned the sex of their baby and true to my pet theory that Kris Jenner is truly the sorceress of Calabasas presiding over a matriarchy that will rule us all, it’s a girl!


According to Us Weekly, the happy couple is already deep in the throes of new parent woes, debating the merits of whether or not to hire a baby nurse and planning what I hope will be a nursery fit for a tiny queen, full of totally chill baby proof things like Carrara marble changing tables and a solid gold Diaper Genie.

Sources close to the couple that say Kris Jenner has been supportive and that Rob’s sisters are “coming around” to the idea of Rob making a baby with the mother of his half-sister’s maybe-former-boyfriend.

Seems fine! Seems great. As a staunch supporter of the dark-haired temptresses of Calabasas, all of this checks out. But, Page Six reports that the family is worried that Rob is spending money he may or may not have on lavishing Blac Chyna with gifts in a ham-fisted attempt to keep up with Tyga.

The source said, “His family wants him to slow down. They’re [thinking], ‘Is this really how you want to spend money when you’re about to have a family?’”

Eh, whatever. They’ll be fine. Congrats to the happy couple and godspeed.

[Us Weekly]

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Uzo Aduba, the most curious member of Taylor Swift’s “squad” of sharp-elbowed women, has finally weighed in on Kim Kardashian’s recent presentation of a 3 foot long Duane Reade receipt/video leaked to Snapchat on June 17 that depicted a conversation between Swift and Kanye West in regards to the lyric from “Famous.”

When asked by Vanity Fair if Swift will ever recover from this horrific crime against humanity, Aduba said “She will. She’s a beautiful person and she’s strong.”


For reasons that I will never truly understand, Aduba and Swift go way back. She was one of the few allowed to attend Swift’s not-at-all-weird 4th of July Party and as per this Instagram photo, it looks like she enjoyed herself immensely.


[Vanity Fair]

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