Erstwhile sock designer Rob Kardashian and eyelash entrepreneur Blac Chyna have learned the sex of their baby and true to my pet theory that Kris Jenner is truly the sorceress of Calabasas presiding over a matriarchy that will rule us all, it’s a girl!
According to Us Weekly, the happy couple is already deep in the throes of new parent woes, debating the merits of whether or not to hire a baby nurse and planning what I hope will be a nursery fit for a tiny queen, full of totally chill baby proof things like Carrara marble changing tables and a solid gold Diaper Genie.
Sources close to the couple that say Kris Jenner has been supportive and that Rob’s sisters are “coming around” to the idea of Rob making a baby with the mother of his half-sister’s maybe-former-boyfriend.
Seems fine! Seems great. As a staunch supporter of the dark-haired temptresses of Calabasas, all of this checks out. But, Page Six reports that the family is worried that Rob is spending money he may or may not have on lavishing Blac Chyna with gifts in a ham-fisted attempt to keep up with Tyga.