12/27/21Mr. Tumnus Can Go To HellWhat is the deal with this nasty faun and why must I contend with his existence?
12/23/21Wear a Grinch Mask at Your Holiday GatheringWhat a seasonally appropriate and festive way to keep everyone safe!
12/23/21Joan Didion, Icon, Is Dead at 87She died at her home in Manhattan, of Parkinson's disease, according to her publisher, Knopf.
12/23/21Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's Group Dates Are for Kanye's Benefit...?Kim also included a slight dig to her sister Kourtney in her explanation. Brilliant!!
12/21/21Mr. Big's Career May Be Dead, TooThe current cast of Sex and the City issued a statement of support for the women and Chris Noth is losing work.
12/20/21Small Mercies: Posting Through It With an Affirmations Meme AccountWhen I have no words to say, an Instagram account says it for me
12/20/21Maybe Kim Kardashian Really Is the Queen of Staten IslandLove, or something like it, is truly alive with Kim and Pete Davidson.
12/18/21Excuse Me, But 'You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch' Crosses the LineLeave this green bachelor in peace for just one moment
12/17/21All Of These Christmas Songs Are Top Tier BangersSure, these are songs you hear at the grocery store, but they're good!
12/17/21And Just Like That...Desperately Needs Samantha JonesThe fourth character is not New York, it is Samantha.
12/15/21Mason Disick Is the Only Voice of Reason in the Kardashian-Jenner EmpireOf course this child's wisdom is far beyond his years.
12/13/21We Will Never Forget These Chaotic Toys of Our YouthA look back at the purple Popple, Baby Born, Furbies, and other toys that bewitched us as children, body and soul.
12/13/21Who Won Succession This Season?Season 3 came to a close with Logan, Tom Wambsgans, Cousin Greg, and perhaps no one else ending up on top.
12/10/21The Only Weed Gift Guide You NeedLet's spread some holiday cheer by rolling a j and buying your friend a cute little glass pipe.
12/4/21A Woman Was Reportedly Caught Breastfeeding Her Hairless Cat on an Airplane, And I Have QuestionsThere are limits to a mother's love, and we may have found the line.
12/3/21Nicole Kidman Almost Quit the Lucille Ball Movie Because Everyone Thought She Was Wrong For ItHer husband Keith Urban also said her Lucille Ball voice was 'terrifying.'
12/2/21Leave Rihanna's Uterus Alone!!"Y'all breed me every year dammit lol," the singer responded to a fan.
12/2/21Imagine If Prince William and Britney Spears Had a Little FlingIn a beautiful and ultimately hilarious story, the pair apparently exchanged emails many, many moons ago.