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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 2 Sneak Peek

We almost flipped a table when we learned the Jersey Housewives are returning to TV May 3. The second season promises more fights, fur, buh-bies, Juicy Joe, and nonsensical insults. We break down the trailer, after the jump.




OK, first of all?

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I think that essentially sums up both what we can expect from this season, as well as my reaction to it.

Secondly, I'm loving "That's ah-fuckin'-nuff!"

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It's practically more Italian than "That's amore!" I'm not sure that it'll replace "prostitution whore," but it'll certainly be much easier to work into actual conversations.

Also: "Don't call me 'honey.'"
"Is 'bitch' better?"

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Danielle is ready for battle this season—literally.

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She's taking boxing lessons and says, "It only takes one good smack to the head to make a person never walk again." Additionally, it appears that she's employing the Hell's Angels for security. Because, you know, that worked out so well at Altamont.

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But as Dina says, Danielle is "fuckin' crazy."

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Toward the end of the trailer, someone can be heard screaming, "There's somebody with a knife!" We can all see where this is headed.

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To make up for the lack of warm, fuzzy feelings between these ladies, Teresa is dressing her babies in head-to-toe fur.

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washingmyhair-old
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I know a lot of people like her, but I honestly can't find anything about Teresa that I like. Maybe in two seasons she'll be like Vicky from OC or Alex from NY and redeem herself, but I somehow doubt it.