Real Housewives of Atlanta's Season 9 Trailer Gets Dark, Features Vagina Lasering

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The previous season of Real Housewives of Atlanta tried to indoctrinate Kim Fields into the world of petty faux-rich-people drama, but Fields subsequently discovered that this was not her milieu. She is not featured in the trailer for Season 9.

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The teaser below finds the show’s OG Sheree Whitfield returning as a season regular after a reintroduction last season (“The bitch is back,” she says/recites), this time with her long-may-it-be-renovated mansion, Château Sheree, now complete. There are some other important life changes happening as well. Cynthia is in the midst of a separation from Peter, and Kandi has issues with her daughter’s father.

This season will also feature a storyline in which Kenya Moore deals with her threatening, “unstable” ex-boyfriend Matt Jordan. “He kicked in my hotel room door,” she says, in tears.

Please also note that the trailer has the following exchange:

“Look, ho.”

Ho?”

On a somewhat light-hearted note, we see Porsha boldly suggesting that Kandi propositioned her and her friend about a sexual tryst with her husband, while Cynthia indulges in a vag laser procedure that might be the same treatment seen in an episode of RHONY.

Season 9 premieres November 6.

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It’s actually a procedure that transforms your vagina into a laser, which can then wreak havoc on your ex-boyfriends and any perv that looks sideways at you on the subway.