Reader Roundup

These are the “best” and “worst” comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Mutilation For Titillaton: “I guess it was either 38KKK or bust.” You say: “Oh, snap! (That was the sound of her bra straps breaking.) • Second Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Disney Eggs: They’re Eggs. By Disney.: “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look! I would never purchase this!” We say: Eggsactly. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Lesbian Couple “Makes History” Again By Breaking Up: “I totally understand wanting same rights as straight couples, but what gay couples had up on straight folks is NO DIVORCE! Why would you want to go through that?!? I truly do believe that gay marriages will have one of the highest divorce rates and to me that is not a good thing. Oh well.” We say: Beg your pardon?