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Pop star Ariana Grande is in a relationship with SNL comedian and big dick haver Pete Davidson. They are obsessed with each other, and their whirlwind romance has led to a quick and speedy engagement. Hereā€™s an observation I made recently that is relevant to this conversation:

Pete Davidson (especially with bleached blonde hair) is the burgeoning doppelganger of former basketball star and Kim Jong Un stan, Dennis Rodman.

Yes, it is a bold comparison. But I stand by it. Their most prominent featuresā€”plush lips, commanding nostrils, sticky-outy ears, awkwardly long limbsā€”are similar. And when theyā€™re both wearing sunglasses? Whew, itā€™s a match! The fact that Davidson is a Spicy White who could probably pass as an ultra light-skinned black dude doesnā€™t hurt. As evidence, I present to you a few side by side comparisons.

Bleached hair and sunglasses

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Bug-eyed sunnies

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THE TONGUE

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Spiritual twinning

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And they are both long. Long with tats.

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I will continue to gather receipts as they come to me, but for now Iā€™m left wondering what the next steps in Davidsonā€™s evolution will be. Will he get some lip piercings? Show up to the VMAs in a sheer, spaghetti strapped tank top? Become friends with an American adversary? Will he date Madonna?

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Only time will tell.