It's Pete Davidson's World, We're Just Living in It

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CALL ME LONG DONG SILVER

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JUST LOOK AT THIS HOTNESS

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ARIANA GRANDE WAS PUT ON EARTH AS GIFT TO MAN, AKA PETE DAVIDSON

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GET BACK 2 ME WHEN U BAGGED THE HOTTEST GIRL BRAH

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THE HUMAN BODY TYPICALLY STOPS PRODUCING COLLAGEN IN ITS LATE TWENTIES, AND THE SLOW MARCH OF GRAVITY AND CELLULAR DECAY STOPS FOR NO MAN

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD


Nick Jonas announces he’s dating Priyanka Chopra like this:

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Shakira’s touring company Live Nation apologized for selling a sun pendant which bears close resemblance to a Himmler symbol, explaining that it was based on “Pre-Columbian [sic]” imagery. Double shit.

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  • Ygritte of the North (Jon Snow’s love interest, spearwife (lady archer??), Game of Thrones seasons 2-4) and Jon Snow are getting married today in REAL LIFE Ygritte’s family castle in REAL LIFE because she is of noble blood in REAL LIFE!!! [Daily Mail]
  • Pregnancy saved Cardi B from depression. [Twitter]
  • Kardashians keep saying that becoming moms has made them more compassionate, which is nice. [Twitter, Twitter, People]
  • Reportedly Storm ChasersJoel Taylor died from an MDMA overdose. [People]
  • Anthony Bourdain had no narcotics in his system when he died. [New York Times]
  • Joe Jackson has reportedly been hospitalized with stage four pancreatic cancer, and according to the Daily Mail, family members had to fight to see him as he had given instructions not to let them visit. [Daily Mail]
  • Cooke Maroney is a real name, the name of the person dating Jennifer Lawrence. [Daily Mail]
  • I’ll wait on this one pending Gossip Cop’s ruling. [Hollywood Gossip]

Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo

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Honestly, with all the shit going on and everything she’s been through in the last year, Ariana’s earned an adorable big sober dick. I hope those two baby goofballs make it.