Pervert Birds Steal Swimmers' Underwear to Build Nest Of Filth and Sin
LatestIf you ever thought that birds could be trusted, you need to think again. While it’s long been known that birds are brazen perverts who will line their nests with any number of sexual objects, some Scottish birds have gone far too far—they’ve stolen the underwear from some innocent skinny-dippers just trying to fulfill their love of nature.
According to the New York Daily News, several of these nature-lovers were dismayed when they returned from a refreshing nude dip in Angus, Scotland, only to be greeted by the disappearance of their socks and panties. The NYDN reports that the swimmers thought the clothes might have been removed by perverts at first (correct), but the local wildlife authorities who solved the mystery of the missing panties found the truth to be a little more sinister.