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Pauly D says that he had no idea that his ex-girlfriend, former(??) Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day, had once had an affair with Donald Trump, Jr. Why would he? It was seven years ago! So it should come as no surprise that when Us Weekly asked the Jersey Shoreman if Aubrey had ever told him about the affair, Pauly said that Aubrey had never told him about the affair.

“Yeah, I didn’t know anything about that,” said the Jersey Shore said. “We didn’t address that at all.”

Exactly as I thought—and so should have thought we all!