One of Taylor Swift's Genius Fans Tried to Swim to Her New Mansion

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Not cool, guy: A crazed Taylor Swift fan swam a mile in super cold ocean water to try to bust into her newly purchased Rhode Island manse.

...was caught trespassing on the singer’s Rhode Island beach house earlier this morning! The 22-year old male swam a mile through cold ocean water, up to her beach front all for a glimpse of his beloved Tay Tay! But upon spotting the singer’s security detail, the Swiftie in question quickly turned back round, swimming another mile in the opposite direction.

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Well, I'm glad she has security, because WTF WEIRDO.

By the way, this is her fourth mansion. And she's 12. I'm 50 times her age and live in an apartment the size of a Kix cereal box. What I'm saying is: I've made some mistakes, and YOU GO, GIRL. [Perez Hilton]


I'm reallllly hoping this is real (even though PBS is saying it's not — WHATEVER! They've been known to lie before.*):


Amazzzzing Ask Me Anything on Reddit with former Amy's Baking Company employee, Katy! First question: "Did you know Amy did 3 years in prison?" Answer: "yes for identity fraud!!!!!!! crazy woman" [Reddit]

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Jaden Smith says emancipation stuff is all rumors — and that he'd like to live with his parents for "20 or 30 more years". Dude, me too. (Your parents, not mine.) [Radar]

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1. GAH!!! 2. I've totally done this before at a wedding when my feet were killing me. and 3. GAH!!! [Dlisted]

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Is Hayden Panettiere wearing an ENGAGEMENT ring? or just A ring!? Only time will tell! [People]

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are in la-la-looooove on the set of the ten millionth Spider-Man. Just look at that look. [Perez Hilton]

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are on a boat. [TMZ]

Penelope Cruz is very pregnant with the baby she and Javier Bardem dreamt up. Under no circumstances should they give that kid a bowl haircut. [Just Jared]

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The ACLU wants Modern Family's Cameron and Mitchell to have a wedding. TV weddings are generally pretty great, I'm onboard. [Laist]

Chris Evans has some big ol' muscles. I said goddamn, goddamn! [Perez Hilton]

"Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Have 'Great Chemistry' While Shopping in N.Y.C." is a headline that exists in the world. [People]

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DISCUSSION

LadyDowager
LadyDowager

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TAYLOR SWIFT PHENOM!!

Usually, pop songs stick in my head and never let go. This is how I fell in love with Lady Gaga (no thanks to "Bad Romance"). Currently, Demi Lovato's "Heart Attack" tune keeps playing over and over and I'm going to just scream. Anyway, back to my Swifty point...her songs aren't catchy, she's not bizarre like Ke$ha so I am not fascinated or offended by her AND she reminds me of the crazy perfectionists in HS. I just can't stand it!

Someone needs to explain why she's soo fucking popular and who buys her music? 4 mansions? Sheesh!