Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsAsk Not From Whence the Forest Pasta CameFor those so hellbent on solving the mystery, why don't you just spaghet-about it? (Sorry.) Let us revel in the…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedMay 5, 2023Comments (8)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep Thoughts‘Who Is She?’: Colorado Bear Knows Its Angles, Takes Hundreds of SelfiesA beautiful and camera-loving bear found a wildlife research camera and took 400 absolutely perfect selfies.ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedJanuary 25, 2023Comments (13)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsDing, Dong, the 'Wife Guy' Is DeadThe Try Guys cheating scandal has hopefully done away with this dumb archetype born of the default assumption that…ByKylie CheungPublishedSeptember 29, 2022Comments (129)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsSeptember Is a Summer Month, You IdiotsPlease stop pushing pumpkin spice lattes in my face and go to the beach a few more times before the seasonal…ByKady Ruth AshcraftPublishedSeptember 5, 2022Comments (39)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsVanity Fair's 'Star Wars' Cover Has Me Thinking I Might Have a Space KinkRosario Dawson, Pedro Pascal, Diego Luna, Alden Ehrenreich, Ewan McGregor: Please show me your lightsabers.ByKhalisa RaePublishedMay 18, 2022Comments (10)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsDevin Booker, You Shouldn’t Be Alone TonightThere is nothing hotter to me than a misunderstood man, a fallen king who suddenly finds that the world has turned…ByKylie CheungPublishedMay 16, 2022Comments (14)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsHolly Madison’s TikTok Is the Only Brainworm Worth HavingThe revived "bimbo" apparent, former Playboy bunny, and “Disney cheug” is very busy reviewing home improvement…ByEmily LeibertPublishedMarch 16, 2022Comments (7)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep Thoughts‘HIMYF’ Is Bringing Back All My Worst Memories From The ‘HIMYM’ FinaleHere's to hoping this iteration won't portray women's existential purpose as marrying a dork and having his kids.ByKylie CheungPublishedJanuary 18, 2022Comments (18)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsA Definitive Ranking of Hot CheetosI've been binging them for nearly two decades. I should know.ByEmily LeibertPublishedNovember 30, 2021Comments (9)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsJenna Maroney Inherited the EarthThe spirit of 30 Rock’s shameless attention seeker is everywhere—from Shawn and Camilla to Dear Evan Hansen ByGabrielle BruneyPublishedNovember 23, 2021Comments (30)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsMen, What Is Stopping You From Dressing Like Seth Rollins?The Drip God's weekly fits are the only thing keeping me going at this point.ByShannon MeleroPublishedNovember 16, 2021Comments (43)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsSorry, Color-Coded Bookshelves Look GoodIt's your home, so do what the fuck you want without worrying about some snob judging you.ByAshley ReesePublishedNovember 9, 2021Comments (103)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsI Want To Be One Of Beth Stern's Foster CatsHoward Stern's wife Beth is a friend to all animals and I'll follow her updates on them until the end of time.ByMegan ReynoldsPublishedNovember 2, 2021Comments (13)
Not So Deep ThoughtsNot So Deep ThoughtsHave You Ever Considered That Zombies and Ghosts Are Exact Opposites?Bodies without souls versus souls without bodies. Think about it!ByRich JuzwiakPublishedOctober 26, 2021Comments (15)