New 'Ballpark Gum' Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer

When you go to grab a stick of gum, you expect to be greeted with refreshing spearmint or exhilarating wintermint. Well, no more! From now on it’s pig parts and stale booze because this new Ballpark Gum aims to transport you straight to the stadium with every chew.

Speaking of chew, wouldn’t it be more accurate if this tasted like tobacco, sunscreen, and jock sweat? Million dollar idea; marketing department, get on it!