Miley Cyrus is dating the son of the Terminator. Maybe.
According to "multiple sources," who E! News probably confirmed are not just a loose collection of glitter and discarded feather boas from Halloween, Cyrus has been "casually dating" Patrick Schwarznegger but they are not "officially together" but they also might just be "good friends." I think you would find it easier to decipher the Sanskrit poems written backwards in disappearing ink than this explanation of their possible relationship.
On Halloween morning, a casually clad Miley was seen spending time with Patrick as the two head to Schwarzenegger's Los Angeles apartment to prepare for the festivities that evening.
Prior to getting together on All Hallow's Eve, the twosome got the spooky fun started early by going to Universal Studios Hollywood's Halloween Horror Nights together on Thursday. An onlooker tells E! News they came with a small group, about six people, including Miley's good pal Jeff Beacher. The source also tells us that Miley and Patrick went through the mazes and rode some of the theme park's rides together, but tells us that there was no PDA between the pair.
OMG DEFINITE PROOF. I give it a month, less if she makes him go to one of her art shows.
Artie Lange has pulled a "sorry if you were offended" after his gross racist comments on Twitter about ESPN's Cari Champion. Read his "apology" only if you want to vomit. [Sports Illustrated]
Jay Z, Kanye West and Frank Ocean are being sued by a man who clams they stole "Made in America" from him. He is wants a cut of the profits and maybe the occassional invite to a Kardashian/Jenner wedding/baby shower. You know. Not much. [TMZ]
True Tori fans brace yourselves. Dean McDermott says he is quitting the show. He says he doesn't even watch it anymore because it's "too difficult." It's the end of an era, America. [Access Hollywood]
AHHHHHHH Oscar-winner Marcia Gay Harden is going to be a recurring guest star on How to Get Away with Murder. RECURRING. As if that show could possibly get any better. [Entertainment Weekly]
Ariana Grande will be performing with Little Big Town at the CMAs tonight for those who need to know this information. (ME! I NEED TO KNOW! THIS IS VITAL BREAKING NEWS TYPE INFO.) [Heavy]
Peter Pan Live got a new cast member—Minnie Driver! She's going to play the adult Wendy Darling. In this version, Wendy spends a lot of time rolling her eyes at people who ask her about that time she dated Matt Damon. Wondering if Minnie Driver can sing? Check this out (and no, I'm not going to show you that clip of her in Goldeneye). [Page Six]
North West banished the color pink from her kingdom, proclaiming the new royal colors to be "greys, creams, oatmeal colors and black." The peasants lurking in the shadows of the gifting suites wept, removed their tattered pink garments and tossed them into the fire, bidding adieu forever to the former days of their pastel glory. [Yahoo]
THE CMAS ARE ON TONIGHT! Let the big heard and dress-bedazzling begin! I freaking love the CMAs. In Texas, this pretty much our Oscars.
Image via Getty.