Miley Cyrus is dating the son of the Terminator. Maybe.
According to “multiple sources,” who E! News probably confirmed are not just a loose collection of glitter and discarded feather boas from Halloween, Cyrus has been “casually dating” Patrick Schwarznegger but they are not “officially together” but they also might just be “good friends.” I think you would find it easier to decipher the Sanskrit poems written backwards in disappearing ink than this explanation of their possible relationship.
On Halloween morning, a casually clad Miley was seen spending time with Patrick as the two head to Schwarzenegger’s Los Angeles apartment to prepare for the festivities that evening.
Prior to getting together on All Hallow’s Eve, the twosome got the spooky fun started early by going to Universal Studios Hollywood’s Halloween Horror Nights together on Thursday. An onlooker tells E! News they came with a small group, about six people, including Miley’s good pal Jeff Beacher. The source also tells us that Miley and Patrick went through the mazes and rode some of the theme park’s rides together, but tells us that there was no PDA between the pair.
OMG DEFINITE PROOF. I give it a month, less if she makes him go to one of her art shows.
[E Online]