Behold the Glorified Craft Fair Disaster That Is Miley Cyrus' 'Art'
GOD HELP US ALL, Miley Cyrus wants to be an artist now.
On Wednesday, Cyrus unleashed her much dreaded anticipated “art exhibit” upon the world, courtesy of New York’s Fashion Week and designer Jeremy Scott. The Guardian provided a pretty excellent summation of went all went down at the unveiling:
Scott, who now designs for Moschino as well as his own line, is fashion’s biggest club kid. Their highly anticipated collaboration, a series of accessories titled Dirty Hippy, debuted on Wednesday at Jeremy Scott’s New York fashion week show. To be blunt, the pieces look like they’re made of kids’ toys and plastic beads. A bit EDM, a bit shampoo from the 90s. You can imagine it being worn en masse by thousands of kids at a Skrillex rave.
If you have ever wondered what the hell to do with a bunch leftover ecstasy and Halloween candy and a few coupons for free arts and crafts kits from the Iowa State 4-H fair, look no further than the “art” of Miley Cyrus, displayed during this show.
How to even describe this project? If Doctor Moreau got hold of a box of DOTS and genetically fused it with a Bratz doll, this is abomination that would occur.
This is why you don’t have a “Burning Man” arts and crafts theme at a nursing home. There appears to be a bag of Sugar Babies glued to this one. It’s like she got the munchies, sent out for candy and just slapped the empty bag on the damn thing. “LOL RECYCLIN’ Y’ALL!” This is what would happen if you fed meth to the Snorks and set them loose in a Hobby Lobby:
What looks to be a sad, half-assed Bedazzled bong doubling as a flower pot actually has a very significant meaning. This is constructed out of fetish charms created from the souls of those the ancient cosmic entity known as “M’ail’ey S’ai’rus” has consumed over the many centuries since its spawning. (“M’ail’ey S’ai’rus,” sometimes known as “Yogg-Sairu.”)