Meet the Man Deported From Saudi Arabia for Being Too Handsome

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Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. He's a photographer, actor, and poet from Dubai — and he was one of the men kicked out of Saudi Arabia because he's really, really ridiculously good looking. Are you now using your T-Mobile Sidekick as a stop-gap masturbatory aid until you get home? Or are you already dry humping your computer tower?

Saudi Arabia's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices deported three men — all delegates from the United Arab Emirates in town for the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival — because the commission was afraid women would get naked and writhe in the streets at the very thought of throwing themselves on these tempters. That, or as some are speculating, because Saudi Arabia wanted to punish the UAE for allowing one of their provocative lady artists to attend the fest.

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Previously: Saudi Arabia Deports Hot Guys, Just Makes Us Talk About Them More

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Carnations

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is... holy shit, when did I buy this ticket to the UAE? Did that just happen while I was writing this comment? I was just thinking for a second when... is that sign in arabic? How the hell did I get here?Is that... OMAR, IS THAT YOU?! DON'T WALK AWAY. OMAR! WAIIIIIIIT. OMAAAAR!!!