Apparently, Baldwin tussled with a man who swooped in and stole his West Village parking spot, which is exactly like that episode of Seinfeld except George didn’t end up at Lenox Hill Hospital with an injured jaw.
The punching may have been “mutual combat,” which, according to TMZ, is not a crime. Good to know!
Baldwin denies the punching was over a parking spot but not that it happened.
Something that’s definitely not happening is The Nanny reboot. Apparently, reboots are over, according to Fran Drescher:
“Look, it probably isn’t going to be ‘The Nanny’ because, for whatever reason, the whole reboot genre is beginning to wane.”
But that hasn’t stopped Drescher from hoping Cardi B still wants to be her daughter:
“I’m actually developing a millennial-and-me baby boomer show [to star in] and I thought maybe this is fortuitous, maybe we would be good together,” Drescher says. “She would be good playing my daughter.”
Please, Cardi. Fran needs this. Fashion needs this.
- Frankie Grande is part of a “throuple,” and at least one-third of said throuple is well-endowed: “When asked what the best part about being with Daniel is, Grande got candid with Us. “He said his d—k.” Congrats all round! [US]
- These people are divorced. [E! News]
- So are these. [E! News]
- But love lives in the form of Justin Bieber’s second face tattoo, a matching his-and-hers set with new wife Hailey Baldwin. [Page Six]
- Two final bits of bad news Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is off the market, ladies. And matching wedding party tracksuits might be making a comeback. I’m so sorry. [People]